I need that bussy

"VAcCinEs aRe MaKiNg oUr KiDs AuTiStIc"

Awwwe she was so happy!

You'll be back by Christmas,, I swear....

*dances in the rain *

Susan wants us to suffer

It’s not that bad a word

:-(

You've just Mama'ed your last Mia

he has ligma

Worthless

The Irish famine

well it's not like the English did any better

That's what he wants

...shit

I’ll still have my old school

Found these statues in an antique shop in downtown sulphur, Oklahoma.

It's official, old buddy. We are has-beens.

'Let's see those tanks try and catch us'

You can’t convince me otherwise

Some of his ideas were problematic, but Nietzsche was no Nazi. His work got heavily co-opted and reinterpreted by the Third Reich.

So long partner...

Now both girls and boys can reject me!

My daughter is at the Ivan the Terrible torture museum. I consider this a masterpiece.

All of this hundreds times a day

Sweet & bitter memories

Just us boys being boys

Mario discovered his new passion

*pizza time stops*

Your going to polish brazil

Making friends lifehack

Ich werde Japan niemals vergeben

Yogi bear waits for campers to return during covid season.

The first ever diagram comparing lungs before and after heavy smoking is created

Sounds like dictatorship but with extra steps

culturally, japan is light years ahead of us

Sleep bad. Fiber good.

Please don't move your car.

The truth can hurt. But I'm ready to accept it

..... how

Get that ass up

Look at the 'Angry Bird' face on the Owl!

Still waiting for that shit to trickle down...

I would kill to be able to visit it

Shitpost but well

Some of you wouldn't even be mad

Ol splashy

Bruce Wayne's Dilemma

SHUT THE F*CK UP

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A summary of this sub this week.

Typical Workday

Get in, we’re going to see a holy site.

Just a cat in a hammock,keep scrolling.

Do it for them

We don’t NEED you back in the office, but we’d really like it.

This is my uncle. My cousin just showed me this.

Side effects may include death

Back in my day we didn’t have all those fancy “gay jokes”

I'll take tonight

Show me

It's midnight, it's my birthday and my girlfriend just came in with a box of this: Vader Muffins. Should I marry her?

Going on nice walks with your girlfriend

Then the trees started speaking German

Fun fact: "1812 overture" became so popular that Tchaikovsky ended up hating it because it overshadowed his other compositions

Changed jobs recently, by far my favourite card received

That job you just hated

'26 flavours, Dad! Isn't that cool... hey, where are you going?'

I need to do this next time I’m picking someone up.

We follow the example of Jesus

I'm inspired

I have many problems with the school system

'Yes, cousin Isabelle does look like your sister... maybe she is? It's hard to keep track'

Can you stop please?

Betty White and I at an animal research foundation dinner in 2009. We rode the same bus transport from our hotel. She arrived mostly drunk, and I had to show her how to find the buffet.

Ah yes, ‘democracy’

Mexican cartel

1357 hours well spent!

The soul

kids in middle school

Groundbreaking

I can't, I give up!

Welp there go my life

Everything Spanish Must Vanish

it's still to early mom, still searching for the best waifu

The three main stages of Dad jokes

You know that shit about to be sad

Kill them my queen

Mark Zuckerberg with his childhood friends,

Ironically also being a Jew of Polish decent.

Types of depression

So that was a ***ing lie

A very important distinction

It do hit different

Old lady stole a doormat

I know it's mainly a meme that they hate eachother

Confusion about food origin is prevalent all over the world

Listen to our song

Rule 1; never mess around with Eisenhower's putting green

Ryan's starting fires again, but this time in the inner-cities of America