Dads don't promote weakness in the family's genes

Where's my leg

He rulez

labcoat dominance

Best way to time pass

I’ll be waiting for your response

Hello my name is -keyboard slam-

When you can get exiled twice you know you special

justjewishthings

Nerf the real one pls

Checkmate!!

Knock Knock, its the United States

People Miss the Big Picture

Why are y'all like this?

Gonna be an expensive coffee.

This may be unpopular

Me at 3 AM

You’re welcome to only use European inventions if we’re so bad

Generalissimo Alexander Suvorov: 60 - 0

the piece of watermelon bubble gum I swallowed waiting in my stomach for 7 years

The first accurate depiction of a hydrogen atom

Can't complain about it

Still waiting for that beard to come in

He's neck-deep and would prefer to not sink any deeper

More Woodrow Wilson slander for your feeds.

Where’s Robin?

For real this time

My belt will go on

Change my mind…

John Wayne Gacy is finally arrested after human remains are found on his property

Curious George gets high in a children’s book.

Liquor store employee draws comics and posts them around the store. This one was my favorite

11/10 Nailed at the live action

My 4 year old brought me a rubber band and asked me to do this to him.

Poem from first bilingual nazi soldier

Deez Knots

He did it. He actually did it.

Nah, apocalypse is little said

Torches

Dark world

Source: Im Cuban

Sancho Martin is a possible source of inspiration for the 14th century arthurian Green Knight.

One piece next generation

Don't be jealous!

Uh-huh, that’s my shit

Detective Good Boy

Boy what a mess.

I'll see it when I see it I guess

The Achaemenid Empire did nothing wrong

Stop scrolling, have a cold one

We probably all are bill

Welcome royal charlie

Top sold separately

Farmers for the win!

Woosh the cat

Cr1TiKaL's moist level was off the chart for her

choose one

Where other see a defeat, I see an opportunity

A lot of girls watch Tokyo Revengers for the husbandos.

I mean, what power do you have that you can make even a salad unhealthy!!

Tic tac for life.

Keeping it in the family...

If Teddy and Taft could just get along, we wouldn't be in this mess

X - 9 = 60

Did he always have one eye?

it's okay because asians aren't real people

Every time

He's right

And then they started hating each other, he was reactionary and conservative and she was liberal and pacifist

Double the occupation, double the concentration camps.

"History is a race between education and catastrophe."

I’ll have my revenge old man

My local ice cream place waving around ocean puns on porpoise just for the halibut

Found out today that my girlfriend is a keeper.

Well done king

Imagine drinking warm water...

Repost cuz my previous post was edited badly

But the newspaper said everything was fine... why would they lie to me?!

Roganed

Opens the curtains to blind my eye

done

safety first

Zoinks

Good news first

Coolest thing I have ever seen

Help me step-bro, I’m stuck in traffic

That's not very pro gamer of you

Milk chocolate > everything else

hi, my name is bill

Bruh just tolerate it

thank you, calculator

Thanks babe

Deep

Literally what the cold war is

States of the Holy Roman Empire were the most complex borders I've ever seen

Such bravery

Let's Hear it for Kevin

Dedication boys

Body relativity

It's not just a matter of where it's learned, but also when it's learned.