Stopped for gas today

greetings from above

Hashire sori yo Kaze no youu ni tsukimi hara wo...

Which one are you in?

Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws

Working From Home and online school had us doing this.

steppeboys

Magnets, how do they work?

Union

He didn't know Prince Zuko was skilled with broadswords.

monkeys

Don't even think of trying to escape from the pit of despair!

it's polymer, not paper.

Wait ! something is wrong

I should have watch nagatoro

Get you own Tomboy gf

This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t

My cat under a curtain, it had to be done.

I always wondered why I got those marks on exams...

This corner. The sharpest thing known to man.

Dangerously based

Dum dum give me gum gum

What is this atrocity?

128 ounces for a Hallelujah I guess...

It’s that time again.

Aztecs and their gender equality

Make sure to arrange a pretty Waifu too for the Hero :)

I’m offended

I'm not a king but caesar -julius

Draco Malfoy when he’s about to say «Potter»

Girl, I got an A.

Real bread does not taste like a candy.

PSA for all the ladies out there

My kitten has chosen the most comfortable place in the house for him

Ohnonononoonononno

D O G .

Ah-Wah-Ah-Ah-Ah!

Based goblin

Women vs Men on dating apps

I dont want to kill my friends

Mein leben

Moses- "are you challenging me?"

They don't know i'm leaving

Bonnie and Clyde just before their death

Brother Steve, I don't think the tactic of asking those Norsemen to leave nicely is going to work...

Now that's HOT

(: am i right (:

Is this a breakfast I should worry about?

Bowling was huge in Narmoutheos 5000 years ago

It's not a country

skillz

Halvdan was at the Hagia Sophia.

Poptarts aren't as great as you think

One of the best real estate deals in human history, 3 cents an arce at the time of sale.

Anon is a pirate

Deutsches Kulturgut

'Oh, so a toddler goes missing, and you blame the guy who eats everything. I am offended!'

I'm very confused.

Greek Fire was an incendiary substance developed by the Byzantine Empire around 666 AD. It would mainly be used in naval battles, and would be sprayed from a nozzle onto nearby enemy ships

Had a very weird set of instructions from a dream that woke me up laughing. So made this.

Fasteners

I live in Spain, but the Spain is silent since I live in Switzerland

It is YOU who is missing out.

My wife: Who’s Dr. Thvdr?

Because I'm ...

☹️᠎᠎

whip the nay nay and cry

The tractor left him a John Deere letter

We aren’t paying you right?

So much contemplation

Sooo.... much...to take in

Thank you for coming to my Skeleted Talk.

How to trick God

Almost 3 years on and I still struggle every day

Don't mess with the pistol !

Rowley doesn't deserve All that shit

Um they tasted like a gummy candy?

A Chinese man smiles at the camera as he is being beheaded by a Japanese officer with a katana - 1937

It is acceptable

It's like the pet dad never wanted but ended up falling in love with.

AnDrOid sUCkS

Whatever it cost we need to save our earth

His faith is unwavering

Hence the name Children’s Crusade

I don’t like this anymore

Old but always funny

We all knew the one kid at school with them

Presidents dealing with defectors

Nothing better deserved

Can someone tell me what comes out when you jerk off?

You guys are missing out

NASA be outta pocket sometimes

So iconic

Confused boner time

I posses a vast wisdom

Or it gets the hose again.

Seriously tho, Niko did it to himself...

90's kids, rise for your national anthem

During the American Civil War the Union made a parody of the Confederate song "dixie" the Confederacy responded by making a parody of the union song "battle cry of freedom"

H.P Lovecraft would have not survived today