I am very in touch with my inner child
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I’d pay to have this movie made
I'm beginning to feel like Clap God
Bonus points to anyone who cares to connect the dots.✨✨✨
I don't have a bench grinder, but I have a grinder and a bench!
Leif Erikson was based af
Idk any movies so this will open my eye in a special way
Twitter is a cesspool
The greatest feeling of power
New Yorkers are hungry
where do you prefer your rich ***s?
This is how my wife plays pinball
This motel’s wifi password
When Britain first at heaven's command
Some causes Can bring people together
Based Lesley Nielsen
Asked playground equipment company for mock up of what it will look like. Got this.
Russian government forces brutally beat defenseless civilian in the lead up to the Sochi Winter Olympics
NASA's Hubble telescope discovers water on Saturn, 1995
The world really did end in 2012
Take notes ladies
My contribution to this debate, which is 100 percent accurate.
"Listen here you little shit"
A great joke, let's tell it a thousand more times
Toy cereal boxes from Mexico. The longer you look, the funnier it gets.
When the National Convention calls you a tyrant and moves to purge you before you purge them
The Sun King
Upgrades, people, upgrades.
The Most Ambitious Crossover Event since Infinity War
One of the Great Rivals in European History
Kampuchean anti meme
It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable
I think my husband was tired this morning because that is dog food and not coffee beans.
Second time this week
They'll ask everyone not to tap on the excavator's windows next
New Plato's faucet just dropped
Stop this cycle of violence!
Chad Kingdom Of Greece Monent
Two of the Infinite Monkeys realise Shakespeare got there first, 1871
I think YouTube's new feature works...
We just became friends yesterday
the Punic wars
The foundations of modern medicine
Just roommates bro
UK request to leave the EU after referendum
Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
Roza Shanina, the 19 year old Sovjet sniper who killed 64 Nazis during WW2
This photo on my grandpa’s phone vibing with the cat
i knew the risk i took by making this meme
You think you won, mother-f---er?
An Irish dissident trying to instigate anger towards British rule among Ireland residents. 1797 AD.
Things get pretty steamy
Only the ones that survived of course
Cause no one in America talks about their atrocities /s
They really gonna age it 15 years and then sell it to me 3 months before it expires
Old logos >>> new oversimplified logos
One way to get revenge on the HOA
I guess Mikey likes it
Asked my wife to write a grocery list for me...
A nice note left in our VRBO guest book
I hope this comes out of the new Bleach
We must band together and defeat this danger
Dealing with greek letters for so long, I forgot the basics
I Need A Friend !
That's like the opposite of Latino
Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 695 ✓
There's no better wingman
Hope the next person to remodel this kitchen doesn’t have heart problems….
My neighbors use of their Halloween decorations during Summer
The Furniture of Law Enforcement
It’s a risk I never take
+ they normalising pedos right now so
Thag the caveman invents fashion
Switched out a word on my wife's sign. How long til she notices?
What can freshwater snails do? Is it a 'slow' death?
Maybe a slightly smaller truck next time?
My friend sent me this at 1am