Keep eating it up and you will be eaten morons.

You too, king

Sadness :(

Sure that!

So selfish

Forgot to proof before publishing.

play dead.

For those that require sufficient caffeination.

somebody's fired

The Lorax has PTSD

Russia be like

the game huh

You people need to appreciate the classics

Next they’ll say Cleopatra was ethnically Grecian

Time for some healthy spooks

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Change my mind

Deserved for being unwholesome

Never. again.

Employee Hose Down coupon?

They can hear everything

The Marx Brothers were epic before epic was cool

this season in a nutshell

Donner Is a Lovely Name

Colonizing

Irish Potato Famine

This post was fact checked by____ ________

I have made this map to anger everyone

That parrot 40 or what?

tip not included

To be honest, Power look great in bikini

A little too familiar

Let's put an end to this myth, please

Have a nice Sunday folks

A man of his word

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boomboom

hihi

Social media on another level this week

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Oof indeed

If I don’t answer I’m on my tractor

And you know he wanted to offer £2,000 but the British told him no

The curse of not being a 'Murican and seeing material produced for US consumption

MY EYYYESS!

When you think you are Napoleon reborn

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Name the song

That's what I'm talking about, that's what he's the MVP, that's was he's the GOD, THE GOD

My 3 year old Samsung A50 smashes the SE for $100 less

Anne Boleyn, Queen of England, gets beheaded for treason

Its germany!

Seriously what even is it?

A brainy blunder

poke

Jeffrey Dahmer attempts to lure a victim to his apartment, 1991

Woke up from a nap to a text from a number I've never seen with this picture attached. Soon after they texted back saying wrong number.

I don't know why but I'm afraid to ask

Herschel Walker arrests himself for breaking abortion and child support laws.

coin

Casually shifts the course

Even if that worm is a gemini?

The coffee invite

blocks

never found out

easy choice

Seriously it’s $400 and has the same software as the newest phone

Croatia is underrated

And I'm even a paleface myself

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience

Itchy nuts

iPhone = Bad

the source of trust

"Fallen on a jar in my kitchen" a random Sunday morning in the ER

-and we will give it.

to controversial we go!

Coqkroaches do fly

Otoya Yamaguchi

best photo ever of my cat

something something meme

Dr. Dr.

I an very sorry for this.

Poor guy

Housing in America.

Code Spaghetti!

this meme goes both ways

Seriously, why does that happen a lot?

Saw this legend using his Mac at the mall food court yesterday.

My Wife wanted a pot filler so I got her this and now she won’t talk to me.

11/9 terrorist attacks

My coworkers quit by sharing a joint in the middle of their shift

Jayrat and Silent Hog.

Good for you Brazil

Please, I’m intrigued

House has falling on hard times.

How are you supposed to answer this one..?

President Obama summons a power orb to slay his enemies

A glorious day.

Daily Machikado Mazoku #149 Ganbare ShamiMomo

I believe I just found the most annoying anime character