"I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus".

Pure, unadulterated, hetero energy

war walk

All europeans basiaclly

I don’t even know what to say about this

all the time travelers are trying to stop him from inventing the saxophone

When in doubt, blame England

there has been an awakening...

Circa 1962, creation of M.A.D. doctrine↓↓↓

Ethiopians be like, not tiday mate, not today!

Paris Hilton solves world poverty

The old Mexico had so much to offer until...

I came to a realization tonight...

Sounds right......right?...

I-I think they're pretty good

Years 536-541 could be described with the sentence: "You can't be serious."

Pandora's box found circa

Donald Trump after meeting Stormy Daniels

The forgotten empire

You're not Indian

How the Iraq war could’ve been avoided

Heh, vent.

Keep eating it up and you will be eaten morons.

You too, king

Sadness :(

Sure that!

So selfish

Forgot to proof before publishing.

play dead.

For those that require sufficient caffeination.

somebody's fired

The Lorax has PTSD

Russia be like

the game huh

You people need to appreciate the classics

Next they’ll say Cleopatra was ethnically Grecian

Time for some healthy spooks

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Change my mind

Deserved for being unwholesome

Never. again.

Employee Hose Down coupon?

They can hear everything

The Marx Brothers were epic before epic was cool

this season in a nutshell

Donner Is a Lovely Name

Colonizing

Irish Potato Famine

This post was fact checked by____ ________

I have made this map to anger everyone

That parrot 40 or what?

tip not included

To be honest, Power look great in bikini

A little too familiar

Let's put an end to this myth, please

Have a nice Sunday folks

A man of his word

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boomboom

hihi

Social media on another level this week

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Oof indeed

If I don’t answer I’m on my tractor

And you know he wanted to offer £2,000 but the British told him no

The curse of not being a 'Murican and seeing material produced for US consumption

MY EYYYESS!

When you think you are Napoleon reborn

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Name the song

That's what I'm talking about, that's what he's the MVP, that's was he's the GOD, THE GOD

My 3 year old Samsung A50 smashes the SE for $100 less

Anne Boleyn, Queen of England, gets beheaded for treason

Its germany!

Seriously what even is it?

A brainy blunder

poke

Jeffrey Dahmer attempts to lure a victim to his apartment, 1991

Woke up from a nap to a text from a number I've never seen with this picture attached. Soon after they texted back saying wrong number.

I don't know why but I'm afraid to ask

Herschel Walker arrests himself for breaking abortion and child support laws.

coin

Casually shifts the course

Even if that worm is a gemini?

The coffee invite

blocks

never found out

easy choice

Seriously it’s $400 and has the same software as the newest phone

Croatia is underrated

And I'm even a paleface myself

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience

Itchy nuts

iPhone = Bad

the source of trust

"Fallen on a jar in my kitchen" a random Sunday morning in the ER

-and we will give it.

to controversial we go!

Coqkroaches do fly

Otoya Yamaguchi