Break down break down!

Looking back, it still doesn't make sense!

I helped today- wife told me to stay out of the kitchen. This is what I was allowed to do.

Pets are not allowed in this restaurant

they voted blue no matter who for 50 years straight

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It took 14 years but I can finally sell my car.

A smug Lee Harvey Oswald is escorted by police to an armoured car. This photo was taken just seconds before Jack Ruby fatally shot him.

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Better than most of the other mordern cn cartoons

Did you mean Switzerland ?????

Services no longer required

At least one of its personalities will treat you right

Sigma Dadset

Strange looking ball goes brrr

ScIeNcE

No wonder this shit feels like hell

Can't get any higher than that

My parents still love me. Help

Who doesn't like music

A great day to be a capybara I guess

Final adjustments are made to Mark Zuckerberg a few months before going in front of congress

My mom told me to make something nice to wear for Thanksgiving. I think I nailed it.

2022 soccer teams are whack

Classic speed trap

Hand egg…there is another

Bismarck in a nutshell

Security idea

it's just my brother and I for Thanksgiving this year this is what I was told to bring.

Have A Happy Thanksgiving, But Keep Your Bra On

damn

The subtle craftsmanship

It’s all part of the plan!!

I'm getting nervous

Something something something something something something something

1959, Xerox invent the photocopier

Soon there will be just advertisement with some songs between

The fat ugly virgin

When did it start?

I thought long and hard about it

Lesson 101 on do not over-engineering your design.

More Horsepower

She has spoke the truth!

big smoke

Short guys, is this true?

I wish i could bleach my brain

May the King return soon...

Idk why but I hate it

John F. Kennedy gives a speech at the first Flat Earth Convention, 1963

As a last born, this hits hard.

1993: Saddam Hussein reads newpaper to 6 year old Aaron Carter.

“American Breakfast”, according to a hotel in Sumatra

When did it change?

“you’re 30?”, “you’re single and live alone?”, and “wait how many cats?” are my free-spaces for Thanksgiving Bingo this year!

Or is it both, or can you switch?

There are degens, and then there are degens

2000 B-47 and 750 b52 to counter 28 m-4s

I am altering my toilet. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

People are going to hate me for this one

Mitch Hedberg would roll over in his grave.

Leaked pregnancy glamour shot of Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan

You aren’t gonna like it

Blue lock is now canon irl

Simply a matter of different palates

My wife doesn’t know how to use my new “decoration”.

The blue lock effect

It's a clue

Better than PE

Not POG.

My wife thought she was ordering eight individual bananas...

my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.

Crimes of similar proportions

Bolivia: can we roll it from the other end, por favor?

least self loathing hugeloler

*** upcycling and recycling, i'm doing downcycling now

Maybe the dude was handsome?

Just started watching the Thousand-Year Blood War anime and man...

Oh, no, I said too much...

   

Goddess wants to hang out

fifa

Ofc it takes skilled labor to construct complex monuments

Big Iron

Theodore Roosevelt with the last raptor

They should open a movie theater with all that projecting

have I ruined your childhood yet?

Why do I have 8 followers HUH

Welcome to the team comfy

Ummmm

there lived a certain man

Power move

Like looking into a mirror

THESE SHELLS MUST SELL!!!

The drip that protects from snow blindness.

It's gonna melt ya brain

Imagine not switching accent

Guy with a funny cat

Best motivational song

The community in a nutshell

Time travelers be like