The lengths to which you conspiracy theorists will go to avoid thanking the eternal spirit of Adolf Hitler, smh.

That's also the job description for my secretary in the cat shelter that I one day plan to open. If you ever find a girl and she has an unemployed sister, pass it forward.

You've got my liaison with the cat lobby, there's Grischnakh who is always spying on me to usurp me and steal my cat reaction pics, I have one stalker who occasionally peppers me with downvotes out of love, and there's usually about two people who are regularly on-call duty for checking out the most recent comments on Hugelol.

So yeah, roughly five people at all times.

I think the most Hugelol™ thing about this is that half of them are reposts.

I love making OC by constructing words from letters already present on the picture. Sending this to Rising.

Karmic debt for 1939.

Jokes aside, if you need people to talk to, you know where our server is.

There's an army of southron mid-tier units marching north, I kept them in cities and forts until now, but now that they're on the march, they tanked my economy through upkeep. And they're STILL no match for Gondor's free-of-charge doomstacks.

Please tell me they eventually despawn, unless the winning tactic in this game is baiting the enemy into besieging your cities and then curb-stomping everything with pro bono troops.

EVERY TIME OSGILIATH WAS BESIEGED IT SPAWNED A DOOMSTACK

They cost NOTHING in upkeep and are composed of ultimate units, my own allies have inadvertently destroyed me.

I renamed it because they didn't bother to upgrade the city, but I had to, so rather than leave a minareted-out town in the middle of Gondor, I renamed it to the only thing that felt appropriate.