Downudder · Commenter of the Month · 3 points ·
This brings me back to my school days. Day of Defeat machine guns (when deployed) literally turned you into an angel of death: zero recoil, takes two hits to kill and fires so rapidly that anything that touches your crosshair gets immediately vaporized. Everyone hated me like basketball people hate the closed sign on KFC because I was the only one with the room temperature IQ necessary to be able to figure out how to deploy the bloody thing (press C near low wall).

The simple tribesfolk of the server have built an idol of me and have begun to worship me, twisting my psyche with the emanations of their astral veneration to the point where I am now more stone than flesh.
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