See ya.

I'm sending you to the shadow realm.

I'm honestly trying to forget Zagreb even exists.

I am handing out judgements based on the fact that I'm a thinking being criticizing couples who refuse to use their brains for their primary function: thinking.

The very crux of the problem is that once you give it even a modicum of thought beyond the usual societal platitudes about putting off parenthood, you'd realize there are no valid reasons to delay. It's all vague collective societal feelings, and if you follow them, you end up shambling through your life on pure automatism like a zombie.

I was nearly not conceived because there was a war raging on at the time and my mom was under mental assault of the usual retarded thoughts "but conditions are bad, delay child", until she did what I advise people to do and said "who gives a shit". And there was, of course, no drawback to it. Except for present company who have to listen to me rant on New Years Eve, ofc.

Cool story, bro, but everyone knows Dalmatians all collectively despawn from the map the second the tourist season is over. The "memory" you have is just part of the simulation's programming.

I'm not (as) autistic, but I think everyone ends up like that for a few days after a full playthrough of the old classic.

It's not a sentence you'll ever hear, though, because the accent is Dalmatian and it never snows there.

Jokes on you, he also plays the drums (with a Casio keyboard).

This feels like something out of the early 2000s when America wasn't as casually demonized as it is today.