CIA's first tweet

If you drink and drive,at least know how to avoid being arrested

Not trying to come off as rude, but sometimes I feel like this is the case.

Dark Souls in a nutshell.

console peasants be mad

Low budget Pixar intro. Thanks Obama

That ***ing show.

Meanwhile in google images

Best dating advice ever

Will we ever find this cat??!

Live your dreams.

Nailed it

Just discovered what my new profession should be

Massively downvoting posts on fresh page

*** her right in the pursey

Mission accomplished

E3

Uh, Hi...can I-NO!

Dammit! i thought it was a spheal

Levels of Asian.

what a stupid question, its 50

Deny all you want. See if I give a shit.

Jake and Finn getting real

My brain when bored.

Christians be like...

Worth it.

Dicknutt

The question 'Why is granny green?' probably has the same answer

Pornos be like...

That's how I go muff diving..

Carl is the hero we need.

you in trouble son'

Dude Get out....

this guy really liked his bulbasaur..

japan can into disguise

Downvoting on Fresh like...

w ar annoymuz, w ar ligeon

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

When my friends are wasted but I still feel like partying

I thought that this notebook have infinite amount of pages

well maybe i'll give a solid dick with my kids

Gold diggers be like

#dafuqdidijustread?

You can't buy your way out of Luigi's wrath

There goes my dream of doing stand up

Double Standards!

All of them are trap cards

GoatSimulator.exe just crashed

Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Burn!

Is this Australia?

Soon.

Get rid of the earth. It can't rain if there is no earth

k

there's no time for a gf when you gotta be 1st

Thank god for childhood naivety...

You don't *** with Luigi. Ever

Swear to god that devil's contraption has eyes

Way to go Tyrone

Abort everything

Gee, thanks, Bing!

Ass Eater Has Great Coverage

'Stralia

They say that hope springs eternal

I AM THE NIGHT

America's next QWOP model

Looks like he enjoys eating dick..

So I completed Japan in my World Cup sticker album

#playa

this type of jokes are a bit stretched out tho'

just *** it

To /b/ or not to /b/ - that's the title

Deal with it

I support this

favorite pickupline

even for black people

'Murica

YOU THINK THIS IS A F*CKING GAME?!

thanks Obama !

how i got my gf

North Korea=Best Korea

Enjoy the little things.

I watch spongebob for the plot

Pussyslayer right here

best party ever

Nay I say

nothing more annoying than that

hmmm.

Avada Kedavra mother***er

May the council decide.

Little *** doesn't like Pizza

little time for feels

The MILF lord has spoken.

MRW someone downvotes a good post and I upvote it to cancel out their downvote.

Real Success; Android Edition

hmm

Happens everytime

YOU TITTLE SH!T

Now I'm A Free Pig, And There's Nothing That You Could Do About It! 'It's A ROMAN Law!

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