Perfect response to cheesy pick up line

After an hour without internet

this dad is the best

George Takei's Gay Test

This time, it was the crystal who asked the question

*** im gonna steal ur bike someday

How I got my PTSD story #1099

So Nintendo just announced 2 new Pokemon games

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

RIP Leonard Nimoy

Well there's your problem right there...

This picture of Putin looks like a promo pic for Eastenders

The Dress is a lie

Who said the Titanic actually sank?

What a ***...

Mmmm... caaake....

Super Saiyan

When you find your bro reposting

He was real!

So, natural flavor then?

It's true.

Sucks to be that guy

Girl power

This is always a good sign

It's up to you now, Sheldon. RIP Mr. Nimoy

Came down to see this today.

Genghis never gave up.

What do you guys see?

Facebook delivery

True shit right here.

mens sana in corpore sano

Something we can all agree on about the color of that dress

Good to know things stay consistent

When you're pooping and someone scares you

Found in the bathroom at work. Someone learned a very hard lesson.

The Lion King did it first

That biology blog is weird, but useful.

Me, everytime time I try to gently please a girl

Aggressive crowd funding.

Racist police.!?

Me first dollar

Penis jokes...

Oh, shut up Karl

How a drunk one night stand goes

Hitler: The College Years

Can't even fast

Well, he was!

The Achilles's heel

Thanks man :(

Birth of the dark lord Dra'nakyuek

Darude-Sandstom

BREAKING NEWS!

Pregnant

huehuehuehue

A broken home ..

Paying the bills

Me on dates

Bill Clinton & Jennifer Lawrence

inaccurate, the chimp would have thrown the poo

That 70s diet

The spirit is willing , but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Foot Fetish

That escalated quickly.

"Damn....my shorts match this board perfectly"

The early 00's were a simpler time.

Yes, yes you are.

all those years of lurking finally paid off for anon

swim shady

After online dating has failed.

This guy. This ***ing guy.

She's a hard one to read...

"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught captain Cat Sparrow"

Mannequins have feelings too

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the questions of life

Baroque Obama

In a parallel universe ...

Me in math class

Clean Plate Club sued over denying membership to individuals based on race.

Wish I had a clever title for this

The Ultimate Torture

Set your priorities straight

Because you're fat.

Saw Kanye West today. No one wanted to look at him

Code Names...

Pretty fly for a white guy

Lucifer mauls asians often

Trigger material

masturbation better than obligation

Arguably the most compelling reason for protecting your source's identity.

This picture of Elsa being "arrested" in South Carolina looks like the beginning of a porno

never have a romantic diner with candlelight and beans

Yeah man definitely a kangaroo.

How to : female character

Now I know the difference

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

The longer you stare, the funnier it gets

what if the aliens turn out to be dicks, did anyone consider that possibility

Living in Hungary rule #1: Don't get sick

Bad placement