Perfect for orange juice...

God don't got time for your whining bullshit!

Beautiful words.

Anakin please

i'm a good boy, but don't push me.

MIB predicted kim K

Lol gay

Hilarious!

Always a bridesmaid.

I live in Fayetteville, AR where we are currently getting record flooding. So naturally, my neighbors rode their unicorn through the streets.

My cat was missing for several hours, until I got a call from my neighbor...

Follow the money

Reporting for dooty...

When you turn 100 and can't play with legos anymore

Mom be like: CTRL+C, CTRL+V, CTRL+V, CTRL+V

Straight forward as it gets.

Be proud of who you are.

First post, pls be kind?

It's as good a time as any

Just trying to fit in

Stay classy Chicago

Grandpas in the future be like

What a lovely server

Spotted on a front lawn in New Jersey

Thankful my town has Hercules the police pug to keep our streets safe from crime!

Sensitive subject solved.

Ireland.

Sure, you're goth, but are you dejectedly riding the subway with your raven goth?

If tarantulas could wear pants, which way would they wear them?

Don't assume...

Big night.

Pretty much explains my life

What house would you belong to? I found this behind my office

How the united airlines incident actually went.

I miss Danny Phantom

Ways to terrorize a telemarketer!

"I'm an introvert" - random guy "No, you're a ***ing racist" - Oxford University

Don't tell me how to raise my child

If you care about your safety

NANI?

Wendy can be pretty brutal!

/int/ on crash test dummies

America getting it hard

Sign of a good party or what I can expect when she goes to college?

Is that a Jojo reference?

This older sister shit is for ***s.

Sauce in Comments

Witch 3: Wild Hunt banter

Even Google isn't totally sure...

/pol/ is not wise enough to hide his power level

Both are in my top 10 animes

There's two kinds of girls at a party

How to deal with bullies!

Not Wreckommended

Superfunny

Drinking at 21 vs drinking at 26

If the shoe fits...

How to recognize being under the influence of drugs.

Wendy's memes have arrived

Would not be my 1st choice of window

Our new freezer came with a handy guide to all the many different sounds it can make

The king of Sweden opening a new Viking museum

This guy needs better friends

Natural selection is still a thing

How to describe an adult

Unfortunate juxtaposition

I paused at the wrong moment in Moana.

The Papacy Exposed!

aaaa furgetdabouit

With these upgrades, you never stood a chance.

*** off mUh Legos Grandma

Tinder is always full of nice surprises

This is my hand, there's a joke in here somewhere... but I can't put my finger on it.

So, is this the stuff they teach at church now?

Never slept in this pot until the day I planted bulbs in it.

Irrefutable proof that Hugh Jackman is in fact immortal.

A selection of the transcript from the Apollo 11 flight.

A clever comic about vaccinations from BizarroComics.

Mary Poppins with the hot high ground

Someone submitted a giant version of the Rick and Morty butter passing robot to a BattleBots style tournament

Psychopleb

Atheists 1, Theists 0

Just chillin

If I were a plant.

The worst job on the Enterprise.

Just riiiight

The should call you "Spongebob Fancypants"

Also works for the laundromat

Krusty the clown

Gif of the DMV

All aboard B-Yacht'ch!

Ginger Awareness Week

Only seven minutes old and already fed up with life

Of course I went in for a pint!

Clever sign between a dojo and a coffee shop in my hometown.

Gotta love Bud Light

Pretty much guaranteed to crash

Breakfast for Cereal

Spread some cheese

Pew pew