It would be a shame if someone were to pickpocket them, and leave a grenade in their pocket.
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How do I join?
Childhood store is closing
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It all seemed very legit.
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who gives a flying f*ck!
This is a sign I can get behind
My friend sent me this from Electric Forest 2018.
Funny sign I saw in Norway
I mean, ... true.
Quick, get some bone hurting juice.
True, but there's actually only 52 frames in it though.
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We have an office dog and he visited me today.
So. I just got back from Australia......
When your 80 year old grandma is sharing memes on Facebook
Disney princesses as cement mixers
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I'll never look at them the same again.
Rest your breast also works
True story! Stay fit you guys.!!
My nephew waiting for the pool to fill
The people at my local Toys R Us did this
What's wrong with this pic
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Jurassic Park at the rally at the White House today
And one of the biggest meme pages worldwide
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When your HOA won’t let you put a pool in your yard!
One of my favorite tweets right now
Comment with names typical of this behavior
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Video game tokens got replenished at work. I left this for the next manager.
How this African American man manages to cleverly evade being racially profiled by cops
We all know someone like this.
Burns the soul alive
That work-life balance
What wish does your butt make??
I love you anyway
mr moustache was wrong
My fiancée didn't think it was funny
Laziness Master Level Unlocked.
My 13 yo daughter made this short comic
he is so happy
Saudi Man or Yummy Jam
After 9 months with me, this is how my phone wants to start every sentence.
I will have 6 of those please
Toothpaste Tube looking for “Death with Dignity”...
Some Shady Shit
Now that's a wild ride!
Inappropriate dad jokes
"all cultures are superior" woman driver edition
The moment you realize you forgot to turn off the flash...
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