700,523 The Insane
It's my first time making a Halloween costume: I'm a Rain Cloud!
My daughter wanted to be a Tide pod. Be nice - she's just an 11 year old.
We had a candidate interview for an IT position today. He literally designed and printed this shirt because he was interviewing on Halloween! Needless to say, we hired him...
Halloween is already starting
Maybe some DMV workers actually do have a sense of humor
My friend came to school dressed as Spooderman
You got my back?
Honest student feedback be like
Ice T knows what's up
So, this is where it truly began
A few months ago my friend’s real estate sign was rudely vandalized. Today, for the win, she used it to her advantage
Some cop in my hometown winning Halloween.
Come on, guys!
‘Tis the season to summon devils
This guy at my school went as the principal for Halloween. The principal regularly walks around the lunchroom during lunch, so this guy did the same.
Anon at the store
This hot air ballon flew past my house
Jon snow on his way to the throne!
My brother and his friend dressed up as mermaid man and barnacle boy for Halloween
... gawk gawk combo...!
The evil of the internet
This dog is confused about where I’m hiding my left leg.
Meanwhile on Black Twitter
Pretty much every time
It’s not what it looks like!
Halloween on the ISS
My Vampire Costume!
This world is full of lies...
His smug aura mocks me
The vanity plate of this Tesla
Open the gates!
My sister takes Halloween very seriously . And yes, her dog is still very much involved.
Anon checks his privilege
Kyle's back at it again
Spoilt for choice
I don't know why she's not amused...
Killed it for you
well only one got the last blow
Can't wait to see the look on his face!
Don’t tell me what to do Skittles!
The housing market is really pumped up these days
Anon has a dream
Not much different from any other year, honestly.
They all got crushed
Don’t touch my keyboard
bet he is
and winner of best pet costume....
Types of girls
Side hustle holiday special
This should get the message across!
still think a congrats is in order
My FBI agent is not very lucky
The illustrator has a developed sense of humor
Do you want a balloon?
When you lean too far back in your chair
My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call "sneaky dinosaur" because he looks rather ***ing sneaky.
It's time to stop
All about that view
The best type of comeback
Oh, well. Shit.
Pop! Goes the weasel
Free yoga class
Such a hero!!!
My friends baby is only a few weeks old, yet is the most judgmental person ive ever met
A proud member of the Royal Canadian Air Force practicing his low altitude maneuvers.
It's hilarious cute. LOL. #CoupleGoals
Successful Face Swap
Potluck at work today. Happy Halloween!
I think this belongs here....
I see this Tesla all around the Denver area.
I was today years old
Agrees I do
My 96 y/o grandmother wanted to dress up like a Starbucks barista this Halloween. I think she hit it out of the park.
Cats are dumb
I dunno how they do that
Ram into them
I'm never feeding ducks again
This Trick this year
Like... In the p.m.