Morning face!

I must find a red banana

A shitten

a distinct lack of wholesomeness

My daughter hates it when her sandwich is not cut perfect in half. My wife had to up her game to annoy her.

Trust is like glass

FBI coming for me - Circa 2019 (Colorised)

Its a fact

We need one at every ATM.

High beams

3..2..1..go

I love to write my coworker's name on the cup and leave the empty around so that people yell at him for not cleaning up after himself!

Ironic

Ahh...nothing like Family Traditions.

Above indeed

2 steps... yawn

*Goes to chill with the elephants*

TEEEEEEEN

Burger King app offering 1¢ whoppers if you order it withing 600 ft. of a McDonald's

My cat abuses my dog.

Gotta hold it in

Will The Rock ever finish buttoning his sleeve?

Which side u on

I’m Terrified

Red vs blue

Right in the feels

Always best to be safe.

When a meemer dies

Let me guess

Ugly rapper that look like skittles

Such a sad peice of sh*t

And in Canada this morning...

Oof

You'll get used to it

There you have it

Yup, on a daily basis.

What an Insult... I’d leave him.

Nothing succeeds like eliminating the source of your success......

Just say no!!!

At first he was all OwO, and then he was just like >o<, before finally U_U

Man. Kids always snitching.

Fps games be like......

38 years of progress

Ask them not to send it, that always works

Fact of the day.

He exposed him self. FeelsBadMan

Gotta hurry

***ing yes.

Ah yes, the two genders!

First Impressions

Quick learner

Got my wedding pictures back recently, and noticed that myself laughing like a maniac was a common thread in the speech pictures...

Porn? Never saw that

Good vibes unite

raising hands as a habit

No one reads this

I’ll do what I want!

Titanic.

Poor guy got bamboozled

That will make them do a double take!

Hard Day's work

when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger

The Riots Unending (circa, reconstruction, November 2017)

Hmm

mmmm

“Who paid for you?” he whispered. But the old wall kept her secrets.

Fair point?

I knew it!! Where my tinfoil??

Simple...

We're all sluts

Its snow time

oof

Need a step-stool or a small ladder

My precious

Don't do milk, drink your school, and stay in drugs

I'm actually bad at telling stories

Best one I have seen yet!

Anon watches his step-sister play

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Deserved no less

Bois

It happens every ***ing time

Lifehack: just accuse your teacher of a war crime

My exes in class

Holly mother of god I hope my kids are genius to

Perfect title

When you don’t want to be festive but still kinda do..

Such a sad little doggo. Found this on Facebook.

Sarah Silverman roasts an Indain guy. Three times.

this is christmas

Trick question.

Tumblr and their genius decision

What you a see vs what she sees

Damnn.. children always snitching.

That time I got reincarnated as a member of the Flex Tape Family of Products

I sure as hell hope I didn’t lose that ticket!

medical dummy looks like Zuckerberg

Saw this at a walk in clinic I went to the morning.

Brain ADblocker please

Her vs Me