wakey wakey big mastakey

Hey, they care about you, you uncultured potato..

Get with the program

Chaplin invented the Distracted Boyfriend meme before it was a normie thing

this is how lil kids cough.

Unlimited power

Slow-motion footage reveals all

Gotta try this.

Praise the sun

Nani ?!

They do love laser pointers

Now you really showed her

When Lays says "20% extra", the word 'air' is silent.

*Insecurity intensifies*

Legos can't be sexy.

You can really see the resemblance

When you try to impress the girl u like

I Defragged my zebra today

Anon wants a milf

Morning face!

I must find a red banana

A shitten

a distinct lack of wholesomeness

My daughter hates it when her sandwich is not cut perfect in half. My wife had to up her game to annoy her.

Trust is like glass

FBI coming for me - Circa 2019 (Colorised)

Its a fact

We need one at every ATM.

High beams

3..2..1..go

I love to write my coworker's name on the cup and leave the empty around so that people yell at him for not cleaning up after himself!

Ironic

Ahh...nothing like Family Traditions.

Above indeed

2 steps... yawn

*Goes to chill with the elephants*

TEEEEEEEN

Burger King app offering 1¢ whoppers if you order it withing 600 ft. of a McDonald's

My cat abuses my dog.

Gotta hold it in

Will The Rock ever finish buttoning his sleeve?

Which side u on

I’m Terrified

Red vs blue

Right in the feels

Always best to be safe.

When a meemer dies

Let me guess

Ugly rapper that look like skittles

Such a sad peice of sh*t

And in Canada this morning...

Oof

You'll get used to it

There you have it

Yup, on a daily basis.

What an Insult... I’d leave him.

Nothing succeeds like eliminating the source of your success......

Just say no!!!

At first he was all OwO, and then he was just like >o<, before finally U_U

Man. Kids always snitching.

Fps games be like......

38 years of progress

Ask them not to send it, that always works

Fact of the day.

He exposed him self. FeelsBadMan

Gotta hurry

***ing yes.

Ah yes, the two genders!

First Impressions

Quick learner

Got my wedding pictures back recently, and noticed that myself laughing like a maniac was a common thread in the speech pictures...

Porn? Never saw that

Good vibes unite

raising hands as a habit

No one reads this

I’ll do what I want!

Titanic.

Poor guy got bamboozled

That will make them do a double take!

Hard Day's work

when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger

The Riots Unending (circa, reconstruction, November 2017)

Hmm

mmmm

“Who paid for you?” he whispered. But the old wall kept her secrets.

Fair point?

I knew it!! Where my tinfoil??

Simple...

We're all sluts

Its snow time

oof

Need a step-stool or a small ladder

My precious

Don't do milk, drink your school, and stay in drugs

I'm actually bad at telling stories

Best one I have seen yet!

Anon watches his step-sister play

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Deserved no less

Bois