trying to not lie

How did it know?

Gonna go smoke some ketchup

Where is this legendary "Earth"

Alllll the free time in the world! Childfree is the best.

I feel this guy. Being a mom to a daughter has been hard.

Why must love burn like this ?

Mind your own damn business Karen.

Troll level 100

Probably someone strong

These lazy millennials have no work ethic

Enjoy your nightmares.

So peaceful

So help me!

Wonder if Tiger was star struck.

She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn

Reefer madness

Mirror-Mirror

When my wife says she’s “fine” with me going to the bar with the guys

The comment tho

He ain't lying!

Weed is legal today, the po po got jokes

The invention of archery.

They're revolting

Imagine the nerve

Basically what happened

This actually works guys

At times, sarcasm cuts deep.

Eric on the great outdoors

Mad brute

Flintstones' logic

Nice is it a boy or an ...

This is the love I feel

don't sue us

Taking the high road.

Quick! Close it before it ruins everything

*** my dad owns microsoft

The most accurate description of my life I have come across yet.

Resting Your Eyes

A sign that your cat is getting too fat

Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill?

I’m not extremely proud of this

It's a shame...

Fun times

Sorry for ruining your childhood.

Big kids looking for fun

Found em!

ohh really

Gotta be sure

Almost

Ol' Musky at it again

Improvise

Eurobeat Truck Simulator

yes, this is a personal attack

respect your elders

When you get your gender studies degree

Every time

Good propaganda

Role playing

Stay hydrated my friends.

*super mario jump sound effect*

I am not saying kill all stupid people...

Bang Bang Bang goes the trolley

Happens all of the time...

Very late abortion

How to wrap Christmas present!!

Oh, Bethesda...

Hmm yeah you look good hun

Anon is an autistic genius

It is, just this one f'ing post was all it took

Damn, Didnt see that in Edinburgh

they be droppin' beats like bombs in the middle east

First gay couple to marry after Gay marriage was legalized in Russia.

Dear Santa. *** you.

Christmas is near

Too much good thing

OOOHHHHHH!!!

Took me a while to realise

Pinky out?

An amazing timelapse picture of the moon.

Unfortunately Lion King has been cancelled due to some conflict with the actors

Canadian docks

Logging onto Tumblr after December, 17th

“1234”

Don't bother me none

School House Rock has changed over the years

Fridge at work

I have no clue...

Playing Defense

Old but gold mate!

Something doesn't add up...

Title of your Eel

gm lets give this bread to thots

They will come soon

Well he isnt lying

$0.99 is greater than $1 because it has 2 9s

*careens into parking spot at the store to pick up more charcoal

How to twerk.

Should be fine...

The vintage pilot