Yes I am male. Yes I am female. We exist.

*Eyecancer intensifies*

Couldn’t sleep so I’m posting a Dick pic

When you move and your snapchat filter comes off

This is why the internet was invented!

just hurting the site with this policy of reporting users

The Ford Focus and Ford Fiesta are great and all, but you can’t beat a Classic Ford Mustang

lifehack of the day

The truth about dad jokes

No more Lego’s :(

There is power in unity

Who is your God now?

WEST VIRGINIAAA!!!

Think about that.. Just think about

Frank Come on..

Their faces!

Communication: the leading cause of cancer

Lord farquaad still looking for a queen guys.

Good luck finding your child

All in one trip.

The Silence of the Commuter

Husband of the Year

I’ll see your Ford Focus, and raise you a Ford Fiesta

I absolutely agree ;)

This guy is a genius ...

So many magic eight-balls at the bowling ally...

The dog is OK...

Deep sea fishing maybe

The words of a very wise individual.

My grandpa won 1st place in a Christmas costume party!

Unemployed noodles

How women see height

Oopsie Poopsie

Turtles love pizza too

They really won't

This is truly spectacular

Ahh Timothy yet again with the wise jokes.

This kinda true to be honest

If this isn't your shower routine you're inhumane!

Hey Nerd!

How To Teach Kids Not to Smoke

Helpful shopping advice for the Christmas season while looking at toys for a child

Teenager Talk in 2018

That time once again

How inspirational pictures are taken

oOoOoPsSiEe

I’m an EMT. Found this at work today. Tempting...very tempting...

There's more than one way to skin a cat, PETA.

OJ free OJ

Baby roofies..Lol

Need that good good

Backed up by science

Grandma intense

When you leave the shop and realize that you left your son

A Christmas tree’s natural enemy

Welp, I feel much better about my life

I paid my ticket

That hairline tho

HEY MICHIGAN...CONGRATULATIONS ON CANNABIS LEGALIZATION...!!

My local hardware store

Mood today:

marriage material

This Guy’s Drinking Problem

This is a repost.

Christmas Bonuses

Don't work hard. Work intelligent.

Disappointment always hurts more than anger.

It’s impossible to win a compromise wife a wife :(

I'm down

Wow, what the ***

I mean you’re not wrong

There was a lot at steak.

PREPARE THE SERVERS YA'SHITS

That wasn’t even his final form

This guys new hobby

Elmo's disturbing fist of fury

Best thread I've ever seen.

We exist.

Can relate in a high level oops

How would you like to start the new year?

Perfect art AND hiding my face in public

Nun of that

trying to not lie

How did it know?

Gonna go smoke some ketchup

Where is this legendary "Earth"

Alllll the free time in the world! Childfree is the best.

I feel this guy. Being a mom to a daughter has been hard.

Why must love burn like this ?

Mind your own damn business Karen.

Troll level 100

Probably someone strong

These lazy millennials have no work ethic

Enjoy your nightmares.

So peaceful

So help me!

Wonder if Tiger was star struck.

She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn

Reefer madness

Mirror-Mirror