I’m an EMT. Found this at work today. Tempting...very tempting...
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There's more than one way to skin a cat, PETA.
OJ free OJ
Need that good good
Backed up by science
When you leave the shop and realize that you left your son
A Christmas tree’s natural enemy
Welp, I feel much better about my life
I paid my ticket
That hairline tho
HEY MICHIGAN...CONGRATULATIONS ON CANNABIS LEGALIZATION...!!
My local hardware store
This Guy’s Drinking Problem
This is a repost.
Don't work hard. Work intelligent.
Disappointment always hurts more than anger.
It’s impossible to win a compromise wife a wife :(
Wow, what the ***
I mean you’re not wrong
There was a lot at steak.
PREPARE THE SERVERS YA'SHITS
That wasn’t even his final form
This guys new hobby
Elmo's disturbing fist of fury
Best thread I've ever seen.
Can relate in a high level oops
How would you like to start the new year?
Perfect art AND hiding my face in public
Nun of that
trying to not lie
How did it know?
Gonna go smoke some ketchup
Where is this legendary "Earth"
Alllll the free time in the world! Childfree is the best.
I feel this guy. Being a mom to a daughter has been hard.
Why must love burn like this ?
Mind your own damn business Karen.
Troll level 100
Probably someone strong
These lazy millennials have no work ethic
Enjoy your nightmares.
So help me!
Wonder if Tiger was star struck.
She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn
When my wife says she’s “fine” with me going to the bar with the guys
The comment tho
He ain't lying!
Weed is legal today, the po po got jokes
The invention of archery.
Imagine the nerve
Basically what happened
This actually works guys
At times, sarcasm cuts deep.
Eric on the great outdoors
Nice is it a boy or an ...
This is the love I feel
don't sue us
Taking the high road.
Quick! Close it before it ruins everything
*** my dad owns microsoft
The most accurate description of my life I have come across yet.
Resting Your Eyes
A sign that your cat is getting too fat
Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill?
I’m not extremely proud of this
It's a shame...
Sorry for ruining your childhood.
Big kids looking for fun
Gotta be sure
Ol' Musky at it again
Eurobeat Truck Simulator
yes, this is a personal attack
respect your elders
When you get your gender studies degree
Stay hydrated my friends.
*super mario jump sound effect*
I am not saying kill all stupid people...
Bang Bang Bang goes the trolley
Happens all of the time...
Very late abortion