The words of a very wise individual.

My grandpa won 1st place in a Christmas costume party!

Unemployed noodles

How women see height

Oopsie Poopsie

Turtles love pizza too

They really won't

This is truly spectacular

Ahh Timothy yet again with the wise jokes.

This kinda true to be honest

If this isn't your shower routine you're inhumane!

Hey Nerd!

How To Teach Kids Not to Smoke

Helpful shopping advice for the Christmas season while looking at toys for a child

Teenager Talk in 2018

That time once again

How inspirational pictures are taken

oOoOoPsSiEe

I’m an EMT. Found this at work today. Tempting...very tempting...

There's more than one way to skin a cat, PETA.

OJ free OJ

Baby roofies..Lol

Need that good good

Backed up by science

Grandma intense

When you leave the shop and realize that you left your son

A Christmas tree’s natural enemy

Welp, I feel much better about my life

I paid my ticket

That hairline tho

HEY MICHIGAN...CONGRATULATIONS ON CANNABIS LEGALIZATION...!!

My local hardware store

Mood today:

marriage material

This Guy’s Drinking Problem

This is a repost.

Christmas Bonuses

Don't work hard. Work intelligent.

Disappointment always hurts more than anger.

It’s impossible to win a compromise wife a wife :(

I'm down

Wow, what the ***

I mean you’re not wrong

There was a lot at steak.

PREPARE THE SERVERS YA'SHITS

That wasn’t even his final form

This guys new hobby

Elmo's disturbing fist of fury

Best thread I've ever seen.

We exist.

Can relate in a high level oops

How would you like to start the new year?

Perfect art AND hiding my face in public

Nun of that

trying to not lie

How did it know?

Gonna go smoke some ketchup

Where is this legendary "Earth"

Alllll the free time in the world! Childfree is the best.

I feel this guy. Being a mom to a daughter has been hard.

Why must love burn like this ?

Mind your own damn business Karen.

Troll level 100

Probably someone strong

These lazy millennials have no work ethic

Enjoy your nightmares.

So peaceful

So help me!

Wonder if Tiger was star struck.

She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn

Reefer madness

Mirror-Mirror

When my wife says she’s “fine” with me going to the bar with the guys

The comment tho

He ain't lying!

Weed is legal today, the po po got jokes

The invention of archery.

They're revolting

Imagine the nerve

Basically what happened

This actually works guys

At times, sarcasm cuts deep.

Eric on the great outdoors

Mad brute

Flintstones' logic

Nice is it a boy or an ...

This is the love I feel

don't sue us

Taking the high road.

Quick! Close it before it ruins everything

*** my dad owns microsoft

The most accurate description of my life I have come across yet.

Resting Your Eyes

A sign that your cat is getting too fat

Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill?

I’m not extremely proud of this

It's a shame...

Fun times

Sorry for ruining your childhood.

Big kids looking for fun