Perks of being an English major

Makes u think...

He is a good bloke that Jesus H Christ

immaculate deception

birds are nice

Yeah bob, who is it??

Santa chocolate sure looks delectable

This is just a sandwich .... sexy sandwich

Later muggles

I is a dragon

Found this comment

Be happy

Marketing Magic

These Two Dogs Made My day :D Funny Doggoos

I am still for the riot but I think thats funny

bansoline

ship toasting

my black peen

poor kitty part 2

context matters when saying the N-word, now this shit right here, that's racist

"Meet the funniest place in the universe"

poor kitty

ree

poor kitty part 3

Wheel of misfortune

Yes I am male. Yes I am female. We exist.

*Eyecancer intensifies*

Couldn’t sleep so I’m posting a Dick pic

When you move and your snapchat filter comes off

This is why the internet was invented!

just hurting the site with this policy of reporting users

The Ford Focus and Ford Fiesta are great and all, but you can’t beat a Classic Ford Mustang

lifehack of the day

The truth about dad jokes

No more Lego’s :(

There is power in unity

Who is your God now?

WEST VIRGINIAAA!!!

Think about that.. Just think about

Frank Come on..

Their faces!

Communication: the leading cause of cancer

Lord farquaad still looking for a queen guys.

Good luck finding your child

All in one trip.

The Silence of the Commuter

Husband of the Year

I’ll see your Ford Focus, and raise you a Ford Fiesta

I absolutely agree ;)

This guy is a genius ...

So many magic eight-balls at the bowling ally...

The dog is OK...

Deep sea fishing maybe

The words of a very wise individual.

My grandpa won 1st place in a Christmas costume party!

Unemployed noodles

How women see height

Oopsie Poopsie

Turtles love pizza too

They really won't

This is truly spectacular

Ahh Timothy yet again with the wise jokes.

This kinda true to be honest

If this isn't your shower routine you're inhumane!

Hey Nerd!

How To Teach Kids Not to Smoke

Helpful shopping advice for the Christmas season while looking at toys for a child

Teenager Talk in 2018

That time once again

How inspirational pictures are taken

oOoOoPsSiEe

I’m an EMT. Found this at work today. Tempting...very tempting...

There's more than one way to skin a cat, PETA.

OJ free OJ

Baby roofies..Lol

Need that good good

Backed up by science

Grandma intense

When you leave the shop and realize that you left your son

A Christmas tree’s natural enemy

Welp, I feel much better about my life

I paid my ticket

That hairline tho

HEY MICHIGAN...CONGRATULATIONS ON CANNABIS LEGALIZATION...!!

My local hardware store

Mood today:

marriage material

This Guy’s Drinking Problem

This is a repost.

Christmas Bonuses

Don't work hard. Work intelligent.

Disappointment always hurts more than anger.

It’s impossible to win a compromise wife a wife :(

I'm down

Wow, what the ***

I mean you’re not wrong

There was a lot at steak.

PREPARE THE SERVERS YA'SHITS

That wasn’t even his final form

This guys new hobby