Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
I don't know how I've lasted this long
my black peen
poor kitty part 2
context matters when saying the N-word, now this shit right here, that's racist
"Meet the funniest place in the universe"
poor kitty part 3
Wheel of misfortune
Yes I am male. Yes I am female. We exist.
Couldn’t sleep so I’m posting a Dick pic
When you move and your snapchat filter comes off
This is why the internet was invented!
just hurting the site with this policy of reporting users
The Ford Focus and Ford Fiesta are great and all, but you can’t beat a Classic Ford Mustang
lifehack of the day
The truth about dad jokes
No more Lego’s :(
There is power in unity
Who is your God now?
Think about that.. Just think about
Frank Come on..
Communication: the leading cause of cancer
Lord farquaad still looking for a queen guys.
Good luck finding your child
All in one trip.
The Silence of the Commuter
Husband of the Year
I’ll see your Ford Focus, and raise you a Ford Fiesta
I absolutely agree ;)
This guy is a genius ...
So many magic eight-balls at the bowling ally...
The dog is OK...
Deep sea fishing maybe
The words of a very wise individual.
My grandpa won 1st place in a Christmas costume party!
How women see height
Turtles love pizza too
They really won't
This is truly spectacular
Ahh Timothy yet again with the wise jokes.
This kinda true to be honest
If this isn't your shower routine you're inhumane!
How To Teach Kids Not to Smoke
Helpful shopping advice for the Christmas season while looking at toys for a child
Teenager Talk in 2018
That time once again
How inspirational pictures are taken
I’m an EMT. Found this at work today. Tempting...very tempting...
There's more than one way to skin a cat, PETA.
OJ free OJ
Need that good good
Backed up by science
When you leave the shop and realize that you left your son
A Christmas tree’s natural enemy
Welp, I feel much better about my life
I paid my ticket
That hairline tho
HEY MICHIGAN...CONGRATULATIONS ON CANNABIS LEGALIZATION...!!
My local hardware store
This Guy’s Drinking Problem
This is a repost.
Don't work hard. Work intelligent.
Disappointment always hurts more than anger.
It’s impossible to win a compromise wife a wife :(
Wow, what the ***
I mean you’re not wrong
There was a lot at steak.
PREPARE THE SERVERS YA'SHITS
That wasn’t even his final form
This guys new hobby
Elmo's disturbing fist of fury
Best thread I've ever seen.
Can relate in a high level oops
How would you like to start the new year?
Perfect art AND hiding my face in public
Nun of that
trying to not lie
How did it know?
Gonna go smoke some ketchup
Where is this legendary "Earth"
Alllll the free time in the world! Childfree is the best.
I feel this guy. Being a mom to a daughter has been hard.
Why must love burn like this ?