I am the guy she tells you not to worry about.
331,849 Pepe Collector
i love u anyway
Movie was actually pretty good
Alex got out again...
The Over Protective Dad
Twist and shout!!!
Funny & sad
Sucks being the older sibling
thats for dam sure
It's the Mothe***ing Were-Coyote!
Roses are red, brain is dead
I've become so numb…
I just wanna share this so everyone can see
Santa blocking speed cameras in Australia
Big hands = Big pp
Actually cats are attracted to good hearted ppl and there is like seven kittens so HE IS A GOD
Mary Poppins Y'all.
We don‘t judge
Grandma likes to get us puzzles for Christmas. She thought it was an elf.
That looks like a great ice cream sandwich.
Anithing is possible
He's got his hands full
What did I get for Christmas? Diabetes... I got ***ing diabetes
Dog eats a lemon
The perfect mom weapon doesn't exi...
Social Media, Breakfast Club Style!!!
Play on playa, play on
the winner takes it all.
Squidward had enough of sponge bob and Patrick
Tier 4 Meme
Vegan food is DEFINITELY just as good, if not better than regular food...
I just want company
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!!!
My local repair shop’s warning signs
Sir. I just need…
I’m 100% sure this f**king cat knows Kung Fu...
The Triple Mike
Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.
Greatest gift ever!
My friend's little girl sent a boy in school a note to ask if he liked her. This is the answer she got...
Cards against muggles has some great combos
Come back Karen
Thats the sound
Shelf designed by Bethesda Studios
The perfect gift doesn't exi...
I can relate to this
Bill Burr on Good Day NY
The meanest Christmas gift I've ever gotten. I was so excited for a minute.
So long Christmas !
Everybody always asks: “Where is Waldo?”
Everyone wanted to bang the rabbit, its ok yall get a pass without being a furry.
And you thought it was just a myth
The size of this squirrel my dad has been feeding. Absolute unit.
To the seven users that upvotes me at night, thank you
A weapon to surpass the Metal Gear
To rising we shall go !
"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 5.
I drunk ordered a Christmas present for my brother, was not disappointed in myself.
Alphabet checks out
My cat fell asleep on my new Christmas present...
She looks happier after
Words of comfort
yes u r
Finally Christmas dinner is out.
My 2 year old made a clay snowman. I think I heard it whisper “kill me... please...”
Asked my sister for a novelty shower curtain for Christmas. Was not disappointed!
My son’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy looks like it killed another tank engine and is wearing its face...
Heading back into the office
Not the spin-off that I want to see
Washed The Animals Today
The perfect gift.
Has happened to me in a class
Some farm animals at my local adoption shelter try harder
When you are not sure whether she is angry or not??
That’s a REALLY good question
I asked nicely
What a responsible bloke.
Shoutout if you toot your semi truck
Merry Christmas Poor People
Puppers customer service
The men's room at any major convention
You need balls to do that..
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