"My dads a lawyer".

I'm a connoisseur

WRYYYY we all have that one friend

It's who you are on the inside that counts

Just be prepared for the funky aftertaste.

Funniest review on Google Play

Have some fun with mom

Best pranks you can pull to your friends and family

One thicc pint, please

Happy Meal

That's how mafia works

Lake Mirror or Mirror Lake?

The news anchor’s neck/chest is peeing

Universal

I cant believe you’ve done this.

Pfffffft

Meanwhile in Europe..

"I got your nose"

Let us pray

Internet announces: Harold 2

See..I’m not crazy

Sweet Alabama

Just some average farm-talk.

Nothing else inspires anger in me quite like this.

When you customize the blank buttons in your car!!!

How to get "bigger" fish

Such an incredible selfie.

At my local shopping centre

A touching note left on a car.

We all have our best side.

Not the worst one I’ve seen...sure beats the stick family things.

Threw the cat some ham, it went well.

No chungus in his pantaloons.

Spiderman and his Uncle Ben

Thats a good career choice

Somebody doesn't accept a sibling

Cousin got a new shirt today

JiM PARSONS READS A MEAN TWEET

My Roomba thought it was falling off a cliff, so it quivered here in fear until his battery died.

This *** lied to me

Life wasn’t great after Toy Story

Kinky

Credit to the Late Great Carlin

It happened to me : from 3cm to a whole wopping 5!

My sand and dirt collection from every place I visit.

Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods.

Found this in a Bangladeshi restaurant.

Can you turn me into a CAT

Don’t think I’ll be visiting that strip club

That’s not as you thought.

*pats top of head

MAthemathical genious

This Parking Sign at a MyBurger is gold

Real life is quite the opposite!!

I'll be whatever you want me to be

License to Shred

Take that Satan!!

Dysentery/ Dissin’ Terry

Helping a friend move. Didn't expect this.

That's h(o)w you be(c)ome a mafia boss

rzeweztwer

Anon is a low level chad

The OC event is nearing its end. Check the comments.

Women in their periods

The Capo

The new Hellboy movie.

I hope I post this in the right place

I can’t even afford to turn shadows on.

Shrekposting

Plus a sweaty forehead

Something wholesome

1 HP

Reaching for the pickles...

Corcky Nile the Chased Crocodile

But it's delicious!

Whoever captioned this episode of Friends was spot on.

Finding a guy like you

Last one is road to hell

Well, some one is going to have a bad day.

Mafia City

How to hunt the hunter

Also know as Nibba Mind and Mega Nibba

You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.

according to the oxford dictionary

I NEED IT

Get in the van, I have candy-flavored vape juice

New year resolution fulfilled.

Finally, some recognition.

Modern problems ...

Seal team six operator kills osama bin laden

Definitely a great review

This bird looks like he is coming over to kick my ass.

Stock photos really are something else

GRÖNKULLA FYRKANTIG RIKTIG ÖGLA

Ah, of course

Every Employee's story...

My daddy is a...

very true

Farming?

BUT YOU PROMISED