“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I eat that defines me.”

Self-deprecating humor... made my morning today!

This bird looks like it want's to build a wall

How they play DOOM in Australia

doing my part

Deleted scenes from Bird Box

This is a real cat

You will kill us !

Anon has a tinder date

Add drunk people to fitness quotes to make things interesting

A “choose your life path” at the Houston convention center.

Runs in the family i guess.

I’m not sure why anyone would desert their tasty dessert in the desert.. but you get the point.

The wood chipper. It’s what they would have wanted.

he already has a favorite movie. he grabs his hat when i put it on.

Evolution of man from single to happily married

The hits keep rolling.

I don’t remember when I accepted leaving my old job

It can't be

Edgyshitposting

Hey Tony!

"OHMYGODTHISISTHEBESTTHINGEVA"

Who you gonna call? Those meddling kids!!!

Hello, my name is Peter Esdee

When Netflix asks if you are "still watching" and you see your reflection in the black screen.

Vacuuming at an animal shelter

I’m lookin at you

A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as payment.

They are probably not far off.

The agony of defeat

lvl up

Blub blub aliens

You either get it or you don’t.

Trains were down...

Recycling just got interesting.

Yikes

what are "real feelings" anyway

>me when a fine booty walks by

He invented camo jokes

Looters gotta ruin everything.

Australians putting clothes on termite mounds

That balance tho

The cone of shame!!!

What a nice photo

Yup....sounds right

"Tank you, come again"

Easiest choice of my life

Groovy catto

When a cashier asks if I want to donate to the poor...

This Has Me Shook

Oh boi, oh boi.

So that's their purpose

That explains it

Begone thots.

The movie I wish was true

Apparently Mike Tyson & Predator have a child together...

This is the grim reality.

someone thinks they're funny..

Viral finally gonna be banned

Anon likes GI Joe

Spider-Man: TAS was something else

Scroll down for meme-text

"My dads a lawyer".

I'm a connoisseur

WRYYYY we all have that one friend

It's who you are on the inside that counts

Just be prepared for the funky aftertaste.

Funniest review on Google Play

Have some fun with mom

Best pranks you can pull to your friends and family

One thicc pint, please

Happy Meal

That's how mafia works

Lake Mirror or Mirror Lake?

The news anchor’s neck/chest is peeing

Universal

I cant believe you’ve done this.

Pfffffft

Meanwhile in Europe..

"I got your nose"

Let us pray

Internet announces: Harold 2

See..I’m not crazy

Sweet Alabama

Just some average farm-talk.

Nothing else inspires anger in me quite like this.

When you customize the blank buttons in your car!!!

How to get "bigger" fish

Such an incredible selfie.

At my local shopping centre

A touching note left on a car.

We all have our best side.

Not the worst one I’ve seen...sure beats the stick family things.

Threw the cat some ham, it went well.

No chungus in his pantaloons.

Spiderman and his Uncle Ben

Thats a good career choice

Somebody doesn't accept a sibling

Cousin got a new shirt today

JiM PARSONS READS A MEAN TWEET