At least he knows what he wants

+69 Intelect.

Please don't

Name one character...

I'm King

Dragons

I still use the Tupperware too.

The Vikings have arrived!

A scene for such a time as this

Nvm plan's off guys

Love at first sights

Baked

I kinda really need this

A better halftime show than Maroon 5.

Made this for my anti vaxer sister-in-law.

11 days*

Police reports

"i lost 67 billion... But wait i still have 67 billion"

I know we've all thought about it

His concerned face.

In our office, only one guy works,and we changed the name plate for him.

The birth of an ass-man.

Icelandic dÖggÖ

I'm just gonna wait till Spring for my car

“Does your storm drain spark joy?”

And a goddamn ice cream machine that WORKS!

Spider-em? Slim Lord?

I found gold

You VS The gazelle she tells you not to worry anout

Birdplane 7-cawty-7

Now you know how to take pictures in a museum.

This is how the amazing spiderman earns money

what a bad type of medicine

Does this need a mature tag?

Good ol times

Good yard

Open the gate a little

Steamy, plastic like, and electronic?

People disgust me,

New movie the last child

Relatable

Nervous Hippopotamus

Never do it for free

I realize this probably isn't the most original idea for a wallpaper ever, but I made myself giggle today.

Cool Running Legs

Wife ordered a BLT with cheese.

Told my mom I was surprised our son, who was born on Sunday, didn't look anything like me. She sent me this pic. Congrats Simon Pegg!

KFC chicken leg

Tide Pod Rod

Buying cars nowadays

Please help Larry he needs to provide for his family!!!!!

The Super Bowl halftime show we all wanted

A childhood favorite

Raaaaaadioactiive

Onward trusty steed!!

Making money 101

I guess being a statue isn't the only reason that girl is never going to move from that spot.

Drug dealing today

When the cop is a savage

Is there a jay-kwellin here?

Eating alone

I love crossovers

My Neighbor is getting a little upset with our homeless trash guest. I couldn’t resist.

I have famously huge turds.

God I love saying the N-WORD

But first, tacos.

You either die a hero....

Queens guard getting a haircut

I mean he’s not wrong

Nothing like a wine part without cheese

Join Starfleet they said. Imagine the worlds you'll see, the adventures you'll have, they said.

She was too good for him anyway.

Manboobs best boobs

So who's gonna tell them?

why would you do that?

Going into Thursday Like...

02.07.19

I thought it was impawsible

Seriously Greg...

Mother cares not for us

Left handed boi myself, but gotta respect the hustle fellow humans.

Unraveling a Tale as Old as Time

Dream big, friends

loser

We got a note on our door saying leave our fire extinguisher out so they can be re tagged and the apartment on the right put their smoke alarm out.

lightning mcqueen and mater ☺️

I do like a little spark in the Lou...

Zombie apocalypse mattress

Trying to save an ailing drooping cactus, I've splinted it and it now resembles the oldest pole dancer in history.

My social life right now

A message for instastrippers. We know.

I confirm this

Keanu Reeves is a Saint

Some handy tips

Interesting times we live in

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A rare chance

Congratulations to Mama Fratelli for coaching the New England Patriots to their 6th Superbowl Championship.

This 19 year old poster at my local library

Hey Capt, really?