Snail Maze

Too real... too soon...

General Spaghetti

oh Zeus no!

Two totally different people.

So that’s how it happens...

Not something you see every day!

The largest conspiracy that no one is talking about

Exactly what I was afraid of

fcking weebsite

2 for $20 your deductible

It's mostly true

take a look these cloths

Motherfu...

The truth in this is too damn much

Now it makes sense

All the Longbottom leaves are gone

my sleep schedule

My Court Date Is Coming Up

my wife laughed at me for wasting my time taking this photo of my desk so I made it into an album cover, recorded a song about it, and it was just released on every possible music platform worldwide

Horridorable

At a Metallica concert and this dude is watching The Office

Jim Carrey= absolute gem

If you use Vise-Grips as a hood ornament....you might be a Redneck.

N is for National Taskforce Against Homosexuality

... With Triplets

You love to see it

The scary part is that it has been getting worse.

I wish it was a video instead.

I don't like eating without minerals

I want this mug

Not mine, but I’d love to see it trending

I wonder what quest this cat has for me

Is it Mary’s?!

You tell no one

Only true fans stay

Good friend at Disney today

Everbody on the ground! Who has Access to the vault!?

I thought a naked mannequin was sitting between them

What lovely eyes you have

bprd

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting.

This old photo

Now I too am sad for dragons

The eternal bottle of syrup

It's just an hour of "Not right now, I have a headache."

Applicable to Anything

Only for developers.

CHA CHING

My mom works at an STD clinic. They do condom art for every holiday.

A bit pixelated

yoink

They'll get you

I'm not feeling bad about doing this anymore.

Thanks for nothing mom

Inhumane

Disastrous!

mercury retrograde

She’s only joking

just gonna post this to calm my fbi agent

Thats a big oof

Purge

The devil will eat your feet

Make sure......

when the comment is better than the post

My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist.

He seems oddly ok with it.

Always wants to play.

4000 dollars well spent

God gives you the sign!!

Glory to Arztozka

Am I joke to you?

yeet

No thanks

Shooting Range

Stalking to save a life

For those offended by breastfeeding

Some is Real, Some is not

Turtle on the pulllllll

Best use of custom cheque’s I’ve seen

The customer is always right..pepperoncinis it is!

*troll face* (i hate myself)

You won’ttttttt

Yeah I can paint your ceiling

Hey Alexa!

Another year, another reminder of being even closer to death...yay.

Coming soon to a nightmare near you

Found this nice clean space and emptied my trash all over it

Heroes don't exi...

The real agenda

Actual Shaggy would still do it all for Scooby tho

War Of The Farts

Goes on vacation and get vaccination

Best part of being Vaccinated...

Pregnancy q & a

Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.

Christians vs Bill

When people come over after 10PM

When the trains are out of service

Oooooh!