Fergus having an epiphany

They have won

This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic

3D is always better

I did this all the time

Her word is law

*cries in leftist*

Few words about my income

Is he suffering..?

Cosmetic surgery

Close

But I need twitter

Evolution of van

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

The Good boi Anatomy

Boomers get out reeeee

Jupiter is no joke you guys

*Suspense intensifies*

A mix of two things from the 80’s.

Who needs friends with this much cargo space?

Kinky yet vanilla

Jesus, but better

Please don't decline

Pay yo rent

Why have you forsaken me mother?

learned how to say hi in mandarin.

ching chong

I'm not your son!!!

This guy should be head of our school systems

im not drunk, i just came from pub...

And one Colonel to rule them all

*cue some K-pop song with trumpets*

Why is he so shy

this kid is the sweetest...

Checkmate, round Earthers.

BUTT

Owwwwww!

must be her dad

Look out shark!

You're hydraulic

Destroyed with Ｆ Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｓ ＆ Ｌ Ｏ Ｇ Ｉ Ｃ

Corporate memes are nothing but lies

bonus

But you said he wasent real mom

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

What a nice surprise

Rightfull use

Looking smart

Oh, California

just so we‘re clear

*OUR Lag

Clippy is still there, behind the scenes

You monster

Life essentials

There are still some good men out there.

Best of both worlds

The house cleaning will just have to wait.

Inhale through the ears, exhale through the ass

Small towns

how do you turn this on

Anon is dangerous

We need to go deeper

thats tuff

"So this is why I was getting sleep paralysis every night..."

Grandpa has some words for you...

Useless, you are to me

Seriously do not touch

To protect the identity of the innocent...

Couldn’t be more true....

Immature florida ...

F**king Ernie

Finally I found it!

Engineering Flowchart !

Saw this in my kid’s doctor’s office.

My brains on something

Ever happened to you..??

Just keep walking Mr. Frodo...

“gurl ima have to call you back”

The daily grind

Barbra Streisand had so much plastic surgery she's starting to look like Ron Perlman from the 80's Beauty and The Beast TV show.

Wait what are those here

The Real Truth.

idk how to title

A seedy criminal

Oldie but a goodie.

Bundles

A Veterinarian Showing A Cat How Fat He Is

This is my argument to people who say sleeping naked is dumb

My favorite mug!

"Hold my beer......."

This is my only standard.

Therapists: Now lie down then open your cabinet Patient:

New Home!

I can't believe you've done this

My wife had this as her profile picture. And yes, her cropping skills are just terrible.

Suddenly it all makes sense

Poor bear was just trying to help

Watch out Warsaw!

Pucker up.

Grug think Grugs play at being Spirits