That scum
Brogle
Security level: -9000
May I have your attention please
Looks familiar
GUguglguglu
good question
"No stains means it never happened"
Firefighting
I love this, now to convince the wife.
Big problems require big solutions.
Goodbye mom
Sent picture of my kids to the wrong number and their response was....
The code must be followed
This review on a jail
Writing in textbook
gamers unite
Clap dem Bags
Anon is Thurman
Shaggy is done with Fred's shtick at this point
My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor
Undisputably an improvement
For the person who wants to get creative whilst putting someone down
Take your time order when you're ready
A ten minute nap was all I wanted. Darn kids.
No Hipsters.
Its strength is not allowed.
My sister started crying in the shopping centre so i put this over her.. now i can't take her seriously.
38 degrees in shadow
God save the ᴄunt
He's sexy and he knows it..
Nice
History Channel at 2 am
Surprise motha***a
Hakuna Mathatha, for the rest of your days...
This police departments review...
Seeing her cry makes me smile
Maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but this is funny to me
Wishing for a surprise
Bouncy CHOMK boi
Husky Cerberus
Wisdom of Mrs. Plato
(The winner was home sick that day)
Yeah, not a fan.
That's what I call a caution
Work/life balance, what's that?
He scares me
Tooo specific
Just another repost.
Some "Dim" Wit
Taking monthly pics of my baby
Oh Garfield
Google employees right now
Whatcha wearing?
Yale Sard ahead
I don't think he understood the point I was trying to make
Why no one takes my sharpie
"Smile Mittens!!!"
Jon Ivy just left Apple and the design is already suffering.
love small towns
Live and wet die
Grandma Living Out Loud
He wouldn't even see it coming.
The cat really need to lose some weight
it do be like that
it do be like that
Talk about taking a trip!!!!
Quite astute analysis
In case you re having a bad day :/
Atlantis posting
Breakfast in bed indeed.
You.....have.....to.....live....
probably the best note I could ever hope to find pinned to my door
If only this was true!
0 ***s was given
Pay it your highness
I am right behind you boys...
July is my favorite month
sonofabitc
Great Britain doesn’t do well in hot weather
How to hide your weed.
huh
If anyone sees my time vortex, please let me know
Seriously,wat?
This is why you don’t skip leg day
Y E E T
Jesus was here.
BBQ time !
tunnels
Only people of a certain age will get this one.
China
F/&$&*KING MOVE!
Not a particularly good ending
There’s a fine line
title
Happens to me every sunday
in some languages ...
There's a dehumidifier running in the next room and I'm drinking water constantly
Suspicious
The turtles know how to get past the law