it was supposed to say happy birthday lizard ....

Found at a car dealership in Texas

Now we're getting edgy

Um, were staying here...

Gone wrong

Gordon Ramsay’s son already looks pissed off

Quantum mechanics forbid this

F  

Remember the PIN

This doggo

NEVER LOOK FOR THAT IN NHENTAI

Some smart humour here

Your momma sure does care about your schooling, son.

The best kind of dentist

True statements...

And She said YES!! #PROPOSAL

Why we shouldn't order boxers online

Not the pool I wanted this summer, but the pool I can afford

k cool

Sleep tight

Legends spoke of the emus rise to power

Ho Made Apple Butter

Thank you rural gas station for your sage wisdom.

Just riding in the car when suddenly my leg started hurting because...science.

It’s hot

The guy in the maths problem...

Serious question

Where is my Scythe?

i miss you robin

patience my dear

Distracting part

This is 100% true, probably

Best road trip

A little early, but couldn't pass it up.

every player of My Little Pony Online know this

This place is playing chess while other restaurants are playing checkers.

That scum

Brogle

Security level: -9000

May I have your attention please

Looks familiar

GUguglguglu

good question

"No stains means it never happened"

Firefighting

I love this, now to convince the wife.

Big problems require big solutions.

Goodbye mom

Sent picture of my kids to the wrong number and their response was....

The code must be followed

This review on a jail

Writing in textbook

gamers unite

Clap dem Bags

Anon is Thurman

Shaggy is done with Fred's shtick at this point

My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor

Undisputably an improvement

For the person who wants to get creative whilst putting someone down

Take your time order when you're ready

A ten minute nap was all I wanted. Darn kids.

No Hipsters.

Its strength is not allowed.

My sister started crying in the shopping centre so i put this over her.. now i can't take her seriously.

38 degrees in shadow

God save the ᴄunt

He's sexy and he knows it..

Nice

History Channel at 2 am

Surprise motha***a

Hakuna Mathatha, for the rest of your days...

This police departments review...

Seeing her cry makes me smile

Maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but this is funny to me

Wishing for a surprise

Bouncy CHOMK boi

Husky Cerberus

Wisdom of Mrs. Plato

(The winner was home sick that day)

Yeah, not a fan.

That's what I call a caution

Work/life balance, what's that?

He scares me

Tooo specific

Just another repost.

Some "Dim" Wit

Taking monthly pics of my baby

Oh Garfield

Google employees right now

Whatcha wearing?

Yale Sard ahead

I don't think he understood the point I was trying to make

Why no one takes my sharpie

"Smile Mittens!!!"

Jon Ivy just left Apple and the design is already suffering.

love small towns

Live and wet die

Grandma Living Out Loud

He wouldn't even see it coming.

The cat really need to lose some weight