Noise Cancelling Toilet

ZoMbIe SpIdEr

Park of Jurrasic

What you see before death

me_irl

Grandma Committing Treason

Happy 4th of July??

It's me... arial

Creepy Santa

Russia and their secrets

it does be like that and it doesn't be like that

Dr Drake Remoray "How you doin?"

The Joker has Standards

check your fridge before you beat it

How to piss off physicists

Well played

Corporate #Equality.

The Battle continues

Appropriate

'Nam flashbacks

Jabba the hutt avocado toast

Subtities

Remember to wear your eclipse glasses during the finale

They asked me to bring something to the company 4th potluck.

Best sunburn ever

Put a cork in it!

I guess we know now

Damnit, I knew I should have replied to that prince....

New Fisher Price toy

Mac now supports Windows

jefferson did it

My daughter’s one year old picture didn’t go quite as planned...

Found this funnier than I care to admit.

Seriously, why do we bother?

A tragic short story told in three parts

The cat's perspective got me.

On this Independence Day, let us pay tribute one of our Country’s greatest Presidents.

Happy 4th of July Terry!

Happy Bald Eagle day

She’s not allowed on the couch. For whatever reason, she thinks this is a loophole for that rule.

Star spangled Ding Dongs

How we do it

Mental Prison

Guy on Duolingo had Hitler as his profile pic. So I did what had to be done in response.

MasterCarp

This graffiti in the girls bathroom

Thank you, ma

I don't even know who this people are nor do I care

always drink enough frens

*old minecraft damage sound*

Wait... which drink did I drug again? Ahh I'm sure it will be fine...

Don’t make it obvious

Happy July 4th... special reminder from Cincinnati

Feeling much safer while flying

imagine their kids

another reason to kill myself

I too am shrinking

By color

Not all heroes can find their capes…

Proud.

Why does it always smell so bad?

2 years

Absolute win

yeah I know they don't go to Heaven

It all started when I was born ;_;

Next Wednesday

but why would he be in hell?

Fourth of July

I work at a machine shop

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No wonder I love it

noisey neighbor

British Ex-Pat this morning at a parade

Stealy2 Meme v5

It wasn’t good

It's live a visable, physical form of anxiety

Dream on, hot dog..

My mom crocheted my dog a cigar...

eveyday we stray further from God

Statues rise up

"Hey look, I lifted da hammer! It only took me, like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops."

So that my dog can see outside....

Remember your pets today folks.

Treason Day

This is Victorias Secret....

best buddys for ever :)

I'm concerned, he's not eating anything

I have decided to never run a 10k again.

"its ok we love you sweety"

It's the Fourth of July so I thought I'd post this here to celebrate

we can't let Dudder's army have such powerful surveillance technology

A friend for life

Pilot Lounge

I declare...INDEPENDENCE!!!

Remember the “scared cadet”... here he is now... brave as can be!

Shitposting got me like

come on share it

I don't wanna do this anymore.

I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.

It's like it has a human face