#tattooideas

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my particularly rude callers. Here’s Susan from today:

it‘s tough being a giraffe...

Michael is a genius

I have that exact map

Dam she got that motivation running in her blood

An unfortunate color choice for their wood chipper

It killed everyone on the Titanic

My wife put "We Still Do. 13 Years" on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.

Now listen here...

Has anime gone too far?

"I'm not like other girls"

Don't even think about it. The melon belongs to me all alone.

Haha... ha... haaaa

Hey buddy, did you know Taylor Swift was Canadian?

the experts

What drink is this?

Dawning realization...

Some last words....

Birthday card receiver from work colleagues

Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite super hero

PEANUTS!

Don’t lick me human

The barista did this to her coffee

These are fax

This is what a "Simon lobster" looks like. This occurs once every 50 million games of Simon says

So a guy at my work broke his arm...

get gotted

Setting the Friday mood.

Shaving your balls

Let the slapping commence

Quiet ELA Teachers

Free my paternal unit

Try and keep up!

That’s a motivation!

Where's dory?

Fire season has begun

New Shrek movie teaser

Released October 2020. Looks solid.

Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

Why listen to their footsteps?

Cool invention

Never heard of it

our society is too apathetic to do anything anyway

Did you label the smoke alarms?

Fan

Edit- Sand***es

Exercising my rights

Trying to download a movie like...

If i have a Death Note...

Already fed up of plastics

Good morning. I need coffee.

Thought this was funny lol

There’s a cat inside my trash.

illusion level 100

Guy graduates at nursing school as the only guy

Go to Jail!

I left my cat and my girlfriend alone in a facetime call

Morning blues..

Just like the simulations

Meoww!

My brother looks identical to my Dad when he was younger and it just occurred to me...

The doctor isn't patient apparently

Crucifact

Squatters

it could've been so easy

Adapted

Probably from Florida.

realization in his eyes

Everybody gangsta until the cats start reading

yaranaika

It’s over Anakin

I am so dissapointed in you

a twist in the plot!

Give and take

please

It makes me weep to feel what has been lost.

Yes, but why did i draw this?

We're all Satan worshippers

Winner winner chicken dinner

Ahh, the joys of being a parent.

We all know a cat like this.

Send help. Please.

Resting my eyes.

Video games cause violence...

An artist retold the tale via graffiti.

Ey buddeh! I smell Kraft dinneh

I’m tired for sure

Those damn cop!

Wow he’s a lucky guy!!

Swing Set Achievement Like A Boss

Aye, papi

That's a great deal for vintage roller skates

Running out of time

I connect with this on a deep level

If it worked, it worked

The town of Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada just erected a new sign.

He identifies as both

Sheep attack

Joy