I was at my daughter's school today. I asked her why there was a shark ripping off its shirt....."mom, that's a rocket ship".
            
Viral
                                    
            0 Comments
            
            Trending Videos
            
            
            Next Posts
            
				
				 
					Let’s be honest we all would
					 
					I can’t “people” right now
					 
					On their way to get arrested too!
					 
					Wow, this will save me so much time!
					 
					Smoking corolla
					 
					He didn’t seem to mind
					 
					Oh you know, things
					 
					Face in jar
					 
					What one would you choose?
					 
					Ignorant mortals
					 
					raising the supreme leader
					 
					Parenting life hacks
					 
					She has such a big heart...
					 
					life jackets, eh...
					 
					Truly a lion of heavy metal.
					 
					The magic of the turn
					 
					Which Doctor?
					 
					They must be very rich
					 
					I tried to grow potatoes, 10 weeks after I get this.
					 
					This show has the best quotes.
					 
					*insert buggs bunny no face*
					 
					Not **everyone** was happy about the new puppy.
					 
					Spotted Shaggy and Scooby IRL
					 
					All men are pigs....oh shit.
					 
					#tattooideas
					 
					I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my particularly rude callers. Here’s Susan from today:
					 
					it‘s tough being a giraffe...
					 
					Michael is a genius
					 
					I have that exact map
					 
					Dam she got that motivation running in her blood
					 
					An unfortunate color choice for their wood chipper
					 
					It killed everyone on the Titanic
					 
					My wife put "We Still Do. 13 Years" on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.
					 
					Now listen here...
					 
					Has anime gone too far?
					 
					"I'm not like other girls"
					 
					Don't even think about it. The melon belongs to me all alone.
					 
					Haha... ha... haaaa
					 
					Hey buddy, did you know Taylor Swift was Canadian?
					 
					the experts
					 
					What drink is this?
					 
					Dawning realization...
					 
					Some last words....
					 
					Birthday card receiver from work colleagues
					 
					Chris Pratt isn’t his son’s favorite super hero
					 
					PEANUTS!
					 
					Don’t lick me human
					 
					The barista did this to her coffee
					 
					These are fax
					 
					This is what a "Simon lobster" looks like. This occurs once every 50 million games of Simon says
					 
					So a guy at my work broke his arm...
					 
					get gotted
					 
					Setting the Friday mood.
					 
					Shaving your balls
					 
					Let the slapping commence
					 
					Quiet ELA Teachers
					 
					Free my paternal unit
					 
					Try and keep up!
					 
					That’s a motivation!
					 
					Where's dory?
					 
					Fire season has begun
					 
					New Shrek movie teaser
					 
					Released October 2020. Looks solid.
					 
					Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed
					 
					Why listen to their footsteps?
					 
					Cool invention
					 
					Never heard of it
					 
					our society is too apathetic to do anything anyway
					 
					Did you label the smoke alarms?
					 
					Fan
					 
					Edit- Sand***es
					 
					Exercising my rights
					 
					Trying to download a movie like...
					 
					If i have a Death Note...
					 
					Already fed up of plastics
					 
					Good morning. I need coffee.
					 
					Thought this was funny lol
					 
					There’s a cat inside my trash.
					 
					illusion level 100
					 
					Guy graduates at nursing school as the only guy
					 
					Go to Jail!
					 
					I left my cat and my girlfriend alone in a facetime call
					 
					Morning blues..
					 
					Just like the simulations
					 
					Meoww!
					 
					My brother looks identical to my Dad when he was younger and it just occurred to me...
					 
					The doctor isn't patient apparently
					 
					Crucifact
					 
					Squatters
					 
					it could've been so easy
					 
					Adapted
					 
					Probably from Florida.
					 
					realization in his eyes
					 
					Everybody gangsta until the cats start reading
					 
					yaranaika
					 
					It’s over Anakin
					 
					I am so dissapointed in you
					 
					a twist in the plot!
					 
					Give and take
					 
					please
					