Bought Clorox wipes for the break room because I thought I worked with a bunch of children. Turns out I do...

Magic Sword

Laid down a kitten trap and caught something

“Child" was all over the news after being spotted smoking at a football match......he's actually a 36yr old Turkish man.

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Gravity struck him.

Where is the cat?

Good ol 3 pocket pat down and go.

Oh snap! This made me crack up. It really hit my funny bone... Then broke it

It CAN be done!

Back in my day Juuls only came in chalk flavor.

Sounds very scary

I Slashed My Co-Worker's Tires.

An OS free of bugs

Thanks terry

the perfect cover...

Assassins creed in a nutshell

Making that money

I am, therefore I art

Éire

My professor's door

Ah classic...

so it isnt gay

It's best to play the game after midnight with a bucket of chicken next to the tank.

Rare photo of a white shark stepping on a lego piece

what would be the correct response

watch out Watch Out WATCH OUT

C is for Cold-blooded

Aww man I only got blood pressure pills and an antacid

Bad choices ma dude

that's because I had a no. 3 special

Peachy

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Killer Hips

A Volvo 240 Swallowing its Prey

Dunno who made this but it's funny..

Blew me away.

Are you using soap!!

I got the new iPhone early

So.....harry testies?

Remember when this was a joke? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Area 51 raid must not die

At least no sunburns for him

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Take that, ***-ass puppy

Join the army they said... see the world they said...

Fatherhood done right!

Two number 9s, a number 6 and a number 8 mini

Everybody likes them

:)  

Well then.... I guess having a pool is nice......

This Cub is about to learn a valuable lesson

Let me light up real quick

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squad wallpaper goals

The iPhone 11 revolutionizes cooking

58 is the number to beat

Zoolander 3 looks... Interesting

I need me some Pule

Whomever did this is a legend

Yeah, i'm a trashcan

i hope i can tell him to fire

Happy anniversary

Burn Ward

The had truth

Chonker Pokèmon

Missing Mug

Hasbro thinks women need a head start to be equal to men because they are inferior

Science

Tech Support: Now and forever.

When you come out of volume 51 knowing that the Bermuda's triangle is actually a PYRAMID

obama giving obama medal.jpg

potions master.

It's a secret.

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I’ve always wondered. Now we know

Hells Fargo

Remember kids, in moderation

Interviewer: What’s your biggest struggle in the workplace? Interviewee: Sometimes I just am a bit of a perfectionist and work too hard. Interviewer Next Question:

Starting a new healthier lifestyle

Rise of the fallen.

I'm offended!

I can't even do that with my imagination...;)

My daughters first ever school photo. She was so excited for days, went in and got mugshot instead.

Cool Chinese Names.

I need to know how!

Dammit, Doreen!

Let’s have a friendly trade shall we?

Language of the gods

taking off a condom be like

Are you trying to sign in on a different computer?

Hydrohomies?

How To Pose Like This.

Facebook greentext is a new genre

My 4 y/o made me breakfast in bed

Bert looks like he's questioning the relationship

Ahahah So Cute...

Terrible indeed

Goodmorning

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