My dog almost gave me a heart attack today, I thought she attacked our other dog outside and had blood all over her face. Then I saw a seed and realized she got into the tomatoes.

Why it’s called a “cell” phone

All seem legit

thought i’d share this gem.

Uncle David was right I guess

A thoughtfully insulting shirt.

To all Tot Moms and Dads...

This car I saw in a parking lot today.

icebreaker

Because you know it's true

Friendly Hello

The real issues:

Permanently

What is wrong with this picture

Canada vs Hurricane

the minute they see a squirrel you know he's ded as fuk

chump

Celebrating 30 days of sobriety by shaving a kiwi. Enjoy.

So close but so far

Thing of beauty, this.

Classy cat

We all know who's the superior gamer specimen

In the morning I look like a hobbit with lupus.

I'M A CAT??

The best feeling!

Poetry at it's finest.

Just like the mw3 lobby’s

Every Villain is Lemons

Time flies

Morty you ***ing ***!

From Facespace

Paying cash.

Gotta catch’em all!

Ladder issues

Banjo anyone ?

Waiting.

They take care of your special needs

This party knows how to live the crazy life

This hotel room knows me so well.

Does this work?

Seriously where?

Great movie....;)

Best speedrun ever

This LOTR tattoo

Prometheus has given us the gift of fire

If Cards Against Humanity wrote headlines

Lots of addiction just need a little push

AVAILABLE NOW!

That did the trick

This sticker in the back of a car in Moscow.

I think he speaks for most of us

Owls being weighed

What a croc of shit

Buddy of mine who stepped up and got married

Spotted a guy taking his fish out for a walk

Furbaby

NO NO NO DO NOT DO THAT OH GOD NO

Geek humor is still humor.

Shit Talk

Moved to my new dorm, bathroom comes with words of encouragement

Where's communist red?

Who wouldn't

Nasa makes an announcement

Iphone feauture

I admit i laughed more than i should of.

When you turn in a test in the first 10 minutes because you can't answer anything

First Chad in hystory

plague rats cant desease steel plates

funky kong says

Oh no, this is not good.

Relatable

Begone THOTs

Reality is stranger than fiction

They can't do anything right

What does your country have?

Oh the perks at work

Slavs on patrol

It's still 9/11 for 25 more minutes

Fugoff street urchin

sad day of aloe vera

I'm not crying, you're crying

Well, she was not wrong.

Accurate

Call The Doctor

Gotta get that bread

You wanna tell me where you stashed the goddamn catnip?

why aren't you investing in bitcoin

So much hurt...

I made a graph about work.

Busted

The internet right now

epic 100

The first person to be electrocuted must have been like

How European monarchs are named

I love Jet Tila

I love watching movies about myself

No see dog

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Ko'd

But I would walk 500 miles <music emoji>