It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
funky kong says
Oh no, this is not good.
Reality is stranger than fiction
They can't do anything right
What does your country have?
Oh the perks at work
Slavs on patrol
It's still 9/11 for 25 more minutes
Fugoff street urchin
sad day of aloe vera
I'm not crying, you're crying
Well, she was not wrong.
Call The Doctor
Gotta get that bread
You wanna tell me where you stashed the goddamn catnip?
why aren't you investing in bitcoin
So much hurt...
I made a graph about work.
The internet right now
The first person to be electrocuted must have been like
How European monarchs are named
I love Jet Tila
I love watching movies about myself
No see dog
But I would walk 500 miles <music emoji>
Spotted a Tenacious D reference today that made me chuckle
The service was perfect! I would definitely born here again!
Hello my like-minded friends
If we’re being honest...
that's a fact
The new lunatics
It's like the Peanut Butter and Chocolate of dysfunction.
thank you kind people
Bought Clorox wipes for the break room because I thought I worked with a bunch of children. Turns out I do...
Laid down a kitten trap and caught something
“Child" was all over the news after being spotted smoking at a football match......he's actually a 36yr old Turkish man.
Gravity struck him.
Where is the cat?
Good ol 3 pocket pat down and go.
Oh snap! This made me crack up. It really hit my funny bone... Then broke it
It CAN be done!
Back in my day Juuls only came in chalk flavor.
Sounds very scary
I Slashed My Co-Worker's Tires.
An OS free of bugs
the perfect cover...
Assassins creed in a nutshell
Making that money
I am, therefore I art
My professor's door
so it isnt gay
It's best to play the game after midnight with a bucket of chicken next to the tank.
Rare photo of a white shark stepping on a lego piece
what would be the correct response
watch out Watch Out WATCH OUT
C is for Cold-blooded
Aww man I only got blood pressure pills and an antacid
Bad choices ma dude
that's because I had a no. 3 special
A Volvo 240 Swallowing its Prey
Dunno who made this but it's funny..
Blew me away.
Are you using soap!!
I got the new iPhone early
Remember when this was a joke? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Area 51 raid must not die
At least no sunburns for him
Take that, ***-ass puppy
Join the army they said... see the world they said...
Fatherhood done right!
Two number 9s, a number 6 and a number 8 mini
Everybody likes them
Well then.... I guess having a pool is nice......
This Cub is about to learn a valuable lesson
Let me light up real quick
squad wallpaper goals
The iPhone 11 revolutionizes cooking