Prometheus has given us the gift of fire
If Cards Against Humanity wrote headlines
Lots of addiction just need a little push
That did the trick
This sticker in the back of a car in Moscow.
I think he speaks for most of us
Owls being weighed
What a croc of shit
Buddy of mine who stepped up and got married
Spotted a guy taking his fish out for a walk
NO NO NO DO NOT DO THAT OH GOD NO
Geek humor is still humor.
Moved to my new dorm, bathroom comes with words of encouragement
Where's communist red?
Nasa makes an announcement
I admit i laughed more than i should of.
When you turn in a test in the first 10 minutes because you can't answer anything
First Chad in hystory
plague rats cant desease steel plates
funky kong says
Oh no, this is not good.
Reality is stranger than fiction
They can't do anything right
What does your country have?
Oh the perks at work
Slavs on patrol
It's still 9/11 for 25 more minutes
Fugoff street urchin
sad day of aloe vera
I'm not crying, you're crying
Well, she was not wrong.
Call The Doctor
Gotta get that bread
You wanna tell me where you stashed the goddamn catnip?
why aren't you investing in bitcoin
So much hurt...
I made a graph about work.
The internet right now
The first person to be electrocuted must have been like
How European monarchs are named
I love Jet Tila
I love watching movies about myself
No see dog
But I would walk 500 miles <music emoji>
Spotted a Tenacious D reference today that made me chuckle
The service was perfect! I would definitely born here again!
Hello my like-minded friends
If we’re being honest...
that's a fact
The new lunatics
It's like the Peanut Butter and Chocolate of dysfunction.
thank you kind people
Bought Clorox wipes for the break room because I thought I worked with a bunch of children. Turns out I do...
Laid down a kitten trap and caught something
“Child" was all over the news after being spotted smoking at a football match......he's actually a 36yr old Turkish man.
Gravity struck him.
Where is the cat?
Good ol 3 pocket pat down and go.
Oh snap! This made me crack up. It really hit my funny bone... Then broke it
It CAN be done!
Back in my day Juuls only came in chalk flavor.
Sounds very scary
I Slashed My Co-Worker's Tires.
An OS free of bugs
the perfect cover...
Assassins creed in a nutshell
Making that money
I am, therefore I art
My professor's door
so it isnt gay
It's best to play the game after midnight with a bucket of chicken next to the tank.
Rare photo of a white shark stepping on a lego piece
what would be the correct response
watch out Watch Out WATCH OUT
C is for Cold-blooded
Aww man I only got blood pressure pills and an antacid
Bad choices ma dude
that's because I had a no. 3 special