Just one more game. I promise

My dog pins herself against the wall when she knows we’re at the vet.

What's your secret?

im gay?

Guess I will be allowed into heaven now

stay pessimistic

“Huh.. what’s that sign say?”

How to reduce Carbon Footprint

Other human contributed apocalypses aren't as trendy to discuss.

Have a cookie, would you? No eat, no in

Snorlax every time

Succ it boi

Ladies & gentlemen, my cat.

The pain in her eyes shows lies

I expected nothing less

rise up against women

Brater Griffin is hella cursed

Ahh the tables have turn

How to handle stress.

Attend thy hootenanny

Right where it belongs

Area locked

The Accuracy....Not Working!!!

No homo

Most professional athletes story

should have make it gold to make the insult even harder

Roses are red, violets are a must,

EMP—

Dem eyebrows

Yes and it is a solid marketing strategy

Stop, Drop & Roll.

Don’t use the super heat option on dryers in China

First Date Vs 2 Years

Don't Go Please

Bob Dylan looks like Adam Sandler playing Bob Dylan.

They know everything

Brazilian shitposting 2

hell no

Justin time

Watching a movie

This is Fluffy, our unofficial guard cat

Google did an oopsie

I drew a car that can bear a bear with a bare midriff mid-riff mid-drift

Saw this house last winter and had to turn around to get a picture. IOWA IS WEIRD.

Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays

I'm about as tired as these titties

I really hope this is real

They always know.

*Feminism Intensifies*

Very reliable

This be big facts

What's wrong honey? "Nothing"

A good child is seen and not heard

Conversation with my mom while high.

A little expensive, they used to be under two bucks.

Nice?

Nice soccer game

Nature is great

Kermit the frog here

The moment you see yourself in the mirror after shaving off your beard.

I found the pot of gold

6th Mass Extinction?

Star Wars Good Vibrations

Like home.

It’s funny cuz it’s true

Needs some nachos

Midriff

I think my friend found the ultimate rick roll

its an albany expression

He makes a valid argument.

*** your speedometer

11/10 dentists recommend

877-trashnow. 877-trashnow.

omggggg

Tennis great Mitch Hedberg

Would you buy this candle?

Life is a gift!

It’s the little things in life.

lmao imagine a straw kills you, turtles are whiny ***es

majestic

Put them hands up

Cmon now

Hugelol is literally just dumbed down Nein-Phag

Stiffy in a jiffy

An interesting historical marker

Heard sirens a few minutes after I took this

Put it in rice!

Worst Bowl Ever

it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable

Everything reminds me of my ex...

My mom when I miss a decisive penalty at the French Cup Final

♪ Baby, You Contrive My Car ♪

Hugelol: um celeiro de psicopatas

I’m not a dentist but I can take a look

-My son doesn’t smoke marihuana. He is an angel.

Thermostat

Princess, it's not-a you

Bike ride.

I actually like this photo

supply and demand