Note left for postman!

GIT GUD OR DIE TRYING

It just looks nasty :<

Stay Hydrated

I don't feel safe in gym

everytime

ewwww

An appropriate punishment

This is the only way to put salt on roads.

Yes.

Tactical thinking

Suck my snowballs

The bridge is what?

This guy went to my high school

so how to get more likes ?

Hihihi

Hurry-Cane

My type of humor

Mirror match

Oh brother, I've gotten wet and sticky from all this honey

Making Snow Angles

Cool guy I suppose

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Diglett?

I have never looked forward to not seeing a movie this much.

Cover me Crumbs, I need to withdraw to get the Peanut butter...

Authors come in many sizes.. of brains.

and it wasn’t down the chimney...

ZOOM faster plz

Russian jokes

Specious reasoning

Imagine going for water at 4am and having a stranger frying eggs in your kitchen...

just like the simulations

unlimited power

well now, the shoe is on the other foot

Uhhh....

yes they can

Adungeddit

I mean really

Save my life Jimmy!

2019 has been tough.

So I got my sister in law for secret Santa, I got her a barn door shelving unit. Only took three hours

Tesla posting

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. For some reason, this seems to be one of my most misunderstood questions:

I can see the resemblance

Not from the front, but from the sides

Found a picture of my Ex at a Museum today

Dear Santa,

Bye Felicia

Its funny cause it's TRUE!

And the real reason behind baby Yoda.

uncanny resemblance

gotta feel even worse than losing your fingers to a guy you just beat up so bad

My friend just painted this, she said "I've never been more proud of anything ever"

good to see true romance hasn’t died

The best cure for depression besides drugs

Them good ol' thymes

gay porn is the least gay

Name the band, HL

the song of a generation

Not the pufferfish tho :(

Just here to remind you to not grow a beard, seeya next decade.

share the the everloving f*ck out of this on all mediums I am not joking

Florida man>Georgia man

mom said its my turn to xbox

The Christmas spirit is alive here!

Just let me eat in peace, silly woman

Merry Christmas from my neighbors down the street.

lego noises

logged on

true

one of the best comedies of all time

u.s.ney

Cuts Deep

duel

The first recorded drug deal

I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!

Wife got braces today. Now she's painting our room black. I think she's going through a phase.

Best Christmas Tree Topper I have seen.

You can even pretend to follow Jesus as well now

That's just a few eggxamples!

peter becomes ceo

Our cats wouldn’t stop climbing the tree, so my wife had a great idea...checkmate Buttholes.

How dare you?

cat petting techniques

Limited edition! Buy it now

Naughty elf

But what about A, B and C

Stop forcing Carson and Kate pls

My wife’s aunt made a turkey for Thanksgiving, and I thought it looked familiar. I am now blocked for tagging her in this.

Hanging out with tall handsome friends.

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THIS IS AN EVERGREEN HOOD, LEAFER

pay penance to the avarcious, do not take anything

awwwwwwwwwwww

My dog’s victory smile after beating me at tug-of-war with my bra. He’s very proud of himself.

nothing is safe from being lewded

Creating Supplement

[insert n-word of ageism here]

These high tech appliances never work properly