Once she's my girlfriend I will introduce her to real good music
i’ll take this as payment
Advanced position of parade rest.
Not OC, but I thought it might belong here.
I love me some spicy food
Legends know no limits
Let's open up this mother***ing pit
In my spare time I enjoy photoshopping animals into things. I call this one 'Floofpaste'.
Ricky Gervais is a straight savage
who are you
At least he didn't insert them in his pp
Well that's Genius!!
Some dick cut me off on the freeway...
Thank you Legends of The Shadow Raid, very cool.
frens, incels, brainyrs, lend me your ears
Wait for it my dudes
Local man discovers the secret to time travel
Toss an upvote
Realizing they weren’t waving at you.
My husband forgot to get toilet paper
Hopefully America gets its two nukes soon
Probably homemade and environmentally friendly too
Filters now a days
Morrowind's chance-to-hit combat system was the peak of gaming, nothing will ever top that
Wife bought a new car. Having fun with the manual
Ricky Gervais Wiki page after the Golden Globes tonight.
She has claimed it as her home
Not so sure about this one boss
My girlfriend made me the sad frog for Christmas
Gift given to me this Christmas
Baby elephant crossing a river
Once you cease to be James Bond, you become a Bond Villain, apparently.
Sausage party connoisseur
The Nintendo Switchblade
A good homie always has your back
A happy little sword
Witty Blue’s fans.
My 11yo keeps going through my closet. So I am hiding these in there but I need a good label for them.
Elon knew what was coming
My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today. She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS
Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out
Well, that's new...
Mmm, teeth shards, my favorite
Japan: First time?
Operation: Human Shield should be come a thing
The ensemble is complete
He’s already seized control of my house, now he figures he can take over the whole planet.
I've been sick all weekend and needed a break from watching TV
He is right though
A Christmas tale in three acts
It happens to the best of us
In five years, these will be considered the new ragefaces, so enjoy it while it lasts
My friends are convinced my dad is a vampire cause these pictures are taken 21 years apart, and he doesn't look like he's aged much.
In societate habitamus
Anctartica, the confusing continent...
I've decided on my new nickname and it isn't James Bond.
STAY away from such DARK WAYS
I'm going to be rich
Isabelle would not approve
Tom Brady channeling his inner dwarf for yesterday’s game.
My friend’s Luke Skywalker toy happened to break in the perfect spot.
ego sum qui innocentes
THIS is why i CUT my dick OFF
Hot Wheels Cheech and Chong edition
but PEACE is no way to get REELECTED
Make it more orange!
Lens > House
WWJD? Probably my favorite bumper sticker I've seen.
"HAHAHAHAHA I MADE A MISTAKE WHEN I WROTE THE YEAR HAHAHAHA"
That makes me uncomfortable
The holidays are rough on everyone
Today my friend ate a fortune cookie.
Jehova Witness final exam
World Class Game
Bought two bread loaves and a cat loaf
Time for some meta meming
First day of snow in my city, I look out and this is what I see.
So many Stonetoss clones these days, it's hard to keep up with all of them
lord knows id nuke
What WW3 will really be about
thank you, Florida.
I don't want to set the world on fire~