Pro life tip: Never trust the train to have an empty seat and just bring your own

The irony is hilarious.

Drive as in your kids live here

Derpingly derpy derp.

glad i’m not alone in my thoughts.

If Patches O'Houlihan drove a truck

Follow me for more recipes

They have seen people do this in the winter, but they clearly don't know why...

What it's like dating millenial girls.

I’m no hedge-born knave, tis true!

I love my Frens

“He’s making that face again, isn’t he”

Vicoria Justice gets me hard

No no, he's got a point

This cat has its own cat

Top shelf only

Oh, hi ground.

A N G U R Y

Went to go find the hot ***es in my area, not dissapointed

This bar does not want that kind of riff raff

rave

Shakespearean level tragedy

My baby brother in church yesterday

Best picture nominees as told by Futurama

Yoga Poses Deciphered

Stop giving me a reason to care

Movies if Hollywood understood nuclear power

The wife got this new frame set. I decided to put it together before she got home from work.

For girls to practice

This fortune is haunting.

Soda Wars

smash

Shrekism is my religion

Someone got fed up with people leaving their clothes in the laundry at my apartment

Balloon

You all made me do it

The math is irrefutable

prae

PCB arrows +20 dmg

rare footage of the last hdl meetup

Thhhhh

what do you mean Gedachtnis is best girl?

Pain

Calling Cards My Grandpa Kept In His Wallet As A Young Man

*God has left the game*

refuses to drink health potions, but will chug a 40

lol

Breathalyzer

Could this be....?

flail wildly and shit yourself

At 16 I have become the first person in human history to perform in Carnegie Hall with Lightning McQueen socks

I Miss The '90s

"Antibiotics"

Well played Flight Centre

This is absolute gold.

Itouched one once to see if he had rougher skin

Seen at the VA Gun Rally Today

Ready for Coffee

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

Making Mistakes

honestly just stay away, do not attempt to talk to me

Filipinos at the Taal Volcano evacuation center staying positive by trying on some of the clothes that had been donated to them.

It do be like that

The Rise of Skywalker

life as a HEALTHY adult

I tell you what

Don't listen to those kids, rain

Found in my 9 y.o.'s backpack. Solid business model

Equality gang where ya at

tit le needed

Canada has completed work on its boarder wall

Downgrade actually

Gandhi with the life changing quotes

I wouldn’t hesitate

My best friend always wonders why he gets "randomly" screened in airports. This is probably why.

edge

Did I hear food!?

sheit

Carne

Give her back! She's mine! She built me damn it!

salute

What's England like?

Witcher season 2 looks sick

*** headphones

CRUSHING defeat

*Geralt nosies*

frick now i can't see how many feet pics i was going to buy

Me posting finnaly after all those years

poly a tail

Dealers be hoarding all the good stuff for themselves

Ha Kirk the Mac

Our blind dog Tiny often sleeps in the strangest of places.

when you finally understand what Jordan Peterson meant

Y’all out here demolishing my gojiraposting so I guess ima diversity a bit

ya dweeb

Dick pic reference.

This is the best one of my life

questionable

I'll take ten

hurk