Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared

Some things are just funnier backwards

teach a person to fish

This looks like my handwriting

Yes sir

GOOOO SPORTS

Made a New Years Resolution...

reverse bunny hop

This is what my house mate leaves on my bed when he brings a girl home

A store I can get behind

It's kinda sad...

technically not lurkers anymore

got any drugs?

Coffee 101

roll tide

John Marston looking great

Bike lane ending on a wall

My local butcher is a funny guy

My dad recently passed and we found this letter in his papers.

so it would seem

The wookie burgers are almost done

Like for real...if fire did not kill her, all you did was make piss her off.

Amphibia

This was on the bottom of a vape juice bottle at my local store

I used science

Don't trust the rat

Here's a little lesson in trickery

Low cost cosplay with another cat.

My daughter’s cat loves me and follows me everywhere, even to the bathroom. This is the newest place she likes to hang out.

Not sure that's the movie I want to see.

It goes like thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Four

Wubby looking like a serial killer in his profile

Ironic

Honestly don't mind if I do join them

One of his best

Hulk was Savage about fruit pies

Technically, she is right.

ah comedi

It’s important to be honest from the beginning.

Honk honk

boy

It can’t be true

*Grabs these Baggins*

For her pleasure

Low Cost Cosplay and his black cat

How the world imagines an American first date.

What did Blockbusters smeel like?

I was asked to draw a cute card as a favour for a friend and I really wasn’t in the mood. This guy was the result. that was two weeks ago and I’ve been drawing a new grumpy animal every day since

Him: Would you like me to push in your stool? Her: Lets see how dinner goes first..

Grandpa wearing his new Goodwill shirt with pride

Boomer lvl 100

Making believe

We can't handle another uprising

“Take your time, kids. The best one goes on the fridge!”

M e m e

Oh no

Shareholder

Thankfully it only held a clock

yes

Happy Birthday, Rainn Wilson

Megan and Harry new life in Canada.

What ***ing stress?

World Class Comedy

Indiana Jones boulder cosplay

also when ur with your uncle

DOWNVOTE

Can anyone confirm?

If you understand this photo you are old!

My doggo’s coloring makes him look like he has sagging boobs.

Because we all know crime is for the poor

Job of my dreams

Dirty cheater

That's a weird horse...

A little extra help.

Does anyone know where that quote is from?

Freaken humana

My ice cream was happy to see me

Pro life tip: Never trust the train to have an empty seat and just bring your own

The irony is hilarious.

Drive as in your kids live here

Derpingly derpy derp.

glad i’m not alone in my thoughts.

If Patches O'Houlihan drove a truck

Follow me for more recipes

They have seen people do this in the winter, but they clearly don't know why...

What it's like dating millenial girls.

I’m no hedge-born knave, tis true!

I love my Frens

“He’s making that face again, isn’t he”

Vicoria Justice gets me hard

No no, he's got a point

This cat has its own cat

Top shelf only

Oh, hi ground.

A N G U R Y

Went to go find the hot ***es in my area, not dissapointed

This bar does not want that kind of riff raff

rave

Shakespearean level tragedy