Technically, she is right.

ah comedi

It’s important to be honest from the beginning.

Honk honk

boy

It can’t be true

*Grabs these Baggins*

For her pleasure

Low Cost Cosplay and his black cat

How the world imagines an American first date.

What did Blockbusters smeel like?

I was asked to draw a cute card as a favour for a friend and I really wasn’t in the mood. This guy was the result. that was two weeks ago and I’ve been drawing a new grumpy animal every day since

Him: Would you like me to push in your stool? Her: Lets see how dinner goes first..

Grandpa wearing his new Goodwill shirt with pride

Boomer lvl 100

Making believe

We can't handle another uprising

“Take your time, kids. The best one goes on the fridge!”

M e m e

Oh no

Shareholder

Thankfully it only held a clock

yes

Happy Birthday, Rainn Wilson

Megan and Harry new life in Canada.

What ***ing stress?

World Class Comedy

Indiana Jones boulder cosplay

also when ur with your uncle

DOWNVOTE

Can anyone confirm?

If you understand this photo you are old!

My doggo’s coloring makes him look like he has sagging boobs.

Because we all know crime is for the poor

Job of my dreams

Dirty cheater

That's a weird horse...

A little extra help.

Does anyone know where that quote is from?

Freaken humana

My ice cream was happy to see me

Pro life tip: Never trust the train to have an empty seat and just bring your own

The irony is hilarious.

Drive as in your kids live here

Derpingly derpy derp.

glad i’m not alone in my thoughts.

If Patches O'Houlihan drove a truck

Follow me for more recipes

They have seen people do this in the winter, but they clearly don't know why...

What it's like dating millenial girls.

I’m no hedge-born knave, tis true!

I love my Frens

“He’s making that face again, isn’t he”

Vicoria Justice gets me hard

No no, he's got a point

This cat has its own cat

Top shelf only

Oh, hi ground.

A N G U R Y

Went to go find the hot ***es in my area, not dissapointed

This bar does not want that kind of riff raff

rave

Shakespearean level tragedy

My baby brother in church yesterday

Best picture nominees as told by Futurama

Yoga Poses Deciphered

Stop giving me a reason to care

Movies if Hollywood understood nuclear power

The wife got this new frame set. I decided to put it together before she got home from work.

For girls to practice

This fortune is haunting.

Soda Wars

smash

Shrekism is my religion

Someone got fed up with people leaving their clothes in the laundry at my apartment

Balloon

You all made me do it

The math is irrefutable

prae

PCB arrows +20 dmg

rare footage of the last hdl meetup

Thhhhh

what do you mean Gedachtnis is best girl?

Pain

Calling Cards My Grandpa Kept In His Wallet As A Young Man

*God has left the game*

refuses to drink health potions, but will chug a 40

lol

Breathalyzer

Could this be....?

flail wildly and shit yourself

At 16 I have become the first person in human history to perform in Carnegie Hall with Lightning McQueen socks

I Miss The '90s

"Antibiotics"

Well played Flight Centre

This is absolute gold.

Itouched one once to see if he had rougher skin

Seen at the VA Gun Rally Today

Ready for Coffee

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.