This cat looks a lot like Adam Driver

I wish to speak with horse, please.

eclipse irl

THANKS A LOT GUIDO

Spensh Bab ya dirty Boy

I'm sorry about her car accident next Monday

Señores World Wide

Fergus begs to differ

Cats are simply next level.

This has probably been posted before but I still think it's funny

'beef blood'

My daughter's doll has seen some shit.

I always get what I want

Make your choice!

the overflow is just BEGGING to be touched

Do it for her

Africa would never do such a thing.

MY VOICE IS HEARD

It's important to follow instructions closely

With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought this might be helpful for some.

It’s finally happened....

Breakfast in bed

Chad Chinese government has it under control

This one's double

My husband responded to my note on the fridge.

they stole your foreskin for this

Nothing to be ashamed of nowadays...

My wife ordered some vitamins and a hat for our daughter. The order got split into two shipments. Then this happened.

Seems more than legit to me

He has a master's degree

Old joke with new artwork

Saw this unauthorised advert on the train.

Hmmm

Ching Chong your respiratory system is gone

My software has become hardware

trust the gov

thank you, Gertrude

"believe his lies"

If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping

title

But he was a good boy

Dorime

This tip on my pizza box in India

come again..?

Rachnera's fine though

Saw this interesting poster today

♠ ♣ ♥ ♦

BIAAAAAAAAAAATCH

When life gives you demons

Simpson did the asian coronavirus

My future doormat

IRL teenagers are nasty

So you're telling me... my dad *didn't* smash every puss in the universe?

PENIS DESTROYED

ELMO NOOOO

Hurty

Chat

No more excuses

checkmate, coronavirus

I trust you fellas

Best ad fail ever

I guess it’s okay then

Florida Man had big plans!

chill the f out

I tried being romantic and ended up creating a cult

Just saw this at work

Lollipops to the rescue

***ing weeb

Do I eat it???

Jump for joy

Because this is how everybody holds ice cream...

Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find!

here they go again

noone asks "how is the Doomslayer"

Deus Vult

They're all the same picture?

   

Ladies please, hear me out...

Hannah is having a bad day

I wanna know

we take what we can get

This dish towel

I won

Phone call chart

how dare you

Put your swimming cap on now!!

Really like Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet, so tried my own idea in his style. My inking and lettering sucks though.

A doggo who can do it all

shit game, decent meme

Not much has changed in 2 years

Had someone drop by to get photos of ceiling damage from bad weather. Got a message from him soon after he got there saying "Come Play With Us." My cats are weird...

Oh Neptune

Moved into a new apartment and saw this

a weeb can dream

Introducing: Bulbasaur!

Damn

haha that's totally me

So... operating as normal?

Shithead

should I watch death note?