Before you claim that I reposted try to remember I was a brigadier in Halo 3....
62,693 Karma Hunter
Saw this glorious sign while driving home. These people know how to garage sale.
How to get a free meal...
Yep everything checks out
Google sees everything
The world calls for wet work - and we answered. No greater good. No just cause
Had a kid the other day. First thing I packed was correct 'dad-ttire' for the trip home.
Turtle strategy best strategy
its eyes so wobbly
Not very cash money of Russia.
Why is dentistry important? Lol
I can't tell if she's a giant or if that door is really small or if thats Thomas the Tank Engine on her knee
imagine being so cucked by ideology that you complain about girls making out
jk there are two gas leaks
Don’t you dare say no
If you live in Chicago, get ready to die on Sunday. On the bright side, Monday will be cooler...
This is the best cosplay hands down
nooo dont go to college you're too poor haha
Weight loss program:-)
Do i look good mom? You look wonderful dear
Just a casual conversation
Ea announced new controller.
21.2 GB counting
guess I'm a criminal scum
Yoshi was right all along
The battery backup we deserve
Lucas do be vibing
Just a matter of time here in the US...
Only gets better with time
I’m in danger!
It brings me joy.
That's pretty much it!
i thought he said imagination
Dad bought mom a new mask
My Viagra came in discrete packaging
I just want crossplay
Sneaking out to see a game
Focus, commitment and sheer ***ing will.
Just like the guards at Buckingham Palace
We need to talk about Kevin
Introducing the new Google "Nest" camera
I would throw down $100 to see that
Well, in the book he says that he feels like he becomes the food that he makes
What a ***ing chad
You do not dialog with the pleb, you educate it.
Only ps5 worth buying
*** this propaganda
I'm going to take every fruit on the island
The same escalation tactics used by law enforcement
Black Bear best bear
Pew pew pew
Let me get my popcorn ready.
A very compelling argument to become a volunteer firefighter
I do the Simpson posts here guys
“sweet glutes bro..”
the secret of monki island
Time to turn up
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
Maybe we are misjudging him
Son Be ready for this story!!
is it spam or not?
Snuck a active smartphone into prison
Are you still there?
Don't worry, your identity is safe with our sophisticated pixellisation system
I to wish to learn her skill
current objective: hide
13 50 smh my head
They got a Part Time Job.
He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.
Would you go?
Have a great monday.
This Happened at Persona
I didnt know what to post so here is an introvert comic
It's gotten better over the years
Gimme that 100$
Don't throw away old dolls heads. They make great night lights for your kids.
help your folks out, guys, check their phones once in a while
My 10 year old son drew a cartoon for me today - he has a bright future in dad jokes
Dear bike thief...
Michelle get the mask.