Sleep tight

If the glove fits...

bang

I'll kill us both of you son of a branch

HAHHA

Ahndgsgteb

A friendly pup in my beer

they all work for the same lizard brehs

OC found last night when shopping for a LED collar for dog.

REVENGE!!!

the black people of europe

Not Cheap

clowns

huge weeb

you can also hold their hands as much as you want

Harold and Meghan.

Nope no cringe on this site sir

Finally located my lost wallet in an old guitar case. It's been a bit.

war

Freedom to not wear a mask

gorilla in a coupe

This is my aunt’s rooster. His name is Joe Exotic.

I mean like can you believe him

2020 summer body

senior tacos simulator

98.4% DNA similarity to humans on display

ehehehehehe

Every time I see this Star Trek ad, I think of Friday

*relurks*

Redneck dog drops some wisdom

Distance socially, wear a mask

Cat + tiny rubber hands = Judgmental cat who demands an explanation.

odd fellow

Am I wrong to think they look alike?

Take that book, this is my spot now.

Pain [OC]

Dad retired today. He’s been home 5 min.

We're looking for drugs...

Understandable, have a great day

Win-win

Let’s see how hard you are after THIS!!!

Yeah boi

Glass door for sale. Assembly required.

yes

Get a load of this [REDACTED]

I tried to be cute and carved "I love u" into my wife's banana last night and this morning, it looked like a note from a stalker. 0/10 Will not do again.

Mark Zuckerburg testified yesterday along with other tech ceos

It also has my 1tb of "homework" folder

priorities set

*screaming in the terminal*

Apparently Balrogs are French, which honestly makes sense

Who created God?

snek 100

So today I went to /b/ for the first time since 2015, first thread I saw:

This propane tank painted like Hank Hill's Lego head

Glue sniffers.

true

Hollywood is just getting lazy at this point.

Monopoly money

Give it time to simmer

Grim Reaper protesting to open scools in Houston

The Universal Phrase

I killed her

I just realized this...

Are Bill Cosby jokes still funny?

The first thing you see after arriving in Finland

Skype called my father during quarantine, this is what I saw when he picked up.

Life these days

Also, your co-workers have a group chat where they talk about you behind your back

I'd be shocked as well

Cries in loneliness

Japanese people are the best at falling asleep.. this happens when we drive ANYWHERE more than 10 minutes.

Driving through a city nearby and came across this little corona, the guy driving has a pretty great sense of humour...

Important things

You can't always be a murder hobo

Please, Be nice...

Join us, Sasha. Be one of us. You know you want to.

So awkward when this happens!

I see a man of culture

I like my nicotine like i like my horoscope.

Italians are screaming

Please just don’t

You'll have to look twice

On The Ledge

The similarities are uncanny

Look same

Its a sign

That would be more convincing

Manual proper working position and Me

When you use reverse uno card

Come on really ???

one day breh <3

Just looking at my schools seniors quotes.

I think my local smokeshop is done dealing with the local trash.

Cross contamination... cross contamination everywhere

Practice safe breathing

I updated my medical ID.

He knew he couldn't take it with him!

When someone asks you how hot it is outside

nowhere is safe