Never trust anyone

Hi Mark. I'm dad.

I'd like to buy one racism please

*Terminator music starts playing in the background*

Some genius put googly eyes on this Rachel Ray display in Walmart.

suddenly i‘m a bee

I miss Digimon

I live in what?

Student protesting against receiving low grades uses the wrong ‘you’re’

I'd Like To Thank My Parents

Same goes with my opinion on memes

My dad used to take some of the best pictures of me as a kid.

Anything You Want

Oof

Is that... a requirement?

Well well well how the turntables

Innovative panhandling at its finest

My brain in maths class

Found at my local bagel shop

Stepping it up

Do as the monks do and...

Yep that’s me- no I’m sure

Just found this picture of my grandma in a wonderful hat at my aunt’s wedding

Tested it

My friend’s house flooded. They had to heat the home up to help dry the water and...

That is actually pretty short

Him

Flying high

I forgot my tractor

If you live in Brentwood, Northern CA, please get your affairs in order

Test

Dodgeball where you had kings and queens was really fun

WTF is "Rampant Desire" supposed to smell like?

For anyone who’s still not sure exactly what irony is

I don't care

Cool off bro

pro gamer moment

Cat shocked it is pregnant

Scorching

If 2020 was toilet paper.

Problem solved

pain

Accidental ***

Neighbors mailbox

Keep those no mask wearing fools out!

Husband not as thrilled with this decor project as I was

Yelling Mutants

When mom was broke and couldn’t afford the new spice girls album.

Stud

Thought Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day was pretty funny

Canadian units of measurement

I mean it's still affection

Perfection

Come on Jim, get in the loop

Oh Ariel...

That Crow on Mission...

Catman!

Game

Nike...

Easy mode

This guy looks like every single Spider-Man actor put together

Grown man lunchables

hits pretty close to home

Now this is brotherhood

Error 404: Year not found

How rude!

The world's most perfect graffiti.

Rome wasn't destroyed in a day

Triple H Car Wash

They work for the motherlands

I made a story about my workplace

Infinite light

Americans do too

Saw this in the wild today

Help!!

But it drives!

stronk

Day 6, they didn't noticed me yet

A little heads up would have been nice.

Mr. Peanut

Got this in a text from my sister followed by “sorry wrong person!”

Bros we can do it

What other games are there?

This kid is going places

This cabinet in my 5 foot tall girlfriends apartment

Aren't you glad you aren't one of them?

Math in Real Life: These mattresses are a bar chart showing the probability of each mattress falling off the back of the truck.

After 2 years of learning Spanish

But who :o

I bought my car in 2013 with one goal in mind and one goal only. Today I reached that goal. My odometer spelled “BOOBS”

Finding humour in the shitshow that is 2020

bobs plz

Age 31: I do crack up my butt, my mouth doesn’t work anymore!

It's a sad existence

My last one. Go ask your dad.

You little ***

Sips tea*

“You shouldn’t be here” “Neither should you”

Foot Doctor humor

Literally every time I’d play the coin pusher arcade games as a kid