Gotta teach em young.

I heard what I thought was a wheezy child screaming behind me at the airport

Both get cheese

Not today my friends

If Dyson designed airplanes

You missed out on the main quest fam

2020 made me a Negatron.

She expresses it well

I'd buy it

Facts

Why have all the magical toys gone soft these days?

Dysfunction

Modern Arranged Marriages

Sad power socket

My future. I had to edit the pic a bit to make it more realistic.

Our daughter pulled a knife on the hired princess at her 3rd birthday party.

How to avoid covid at crosswalks

Its our time to shine!

Who would’ve thunk?

In multiple states

Every morning coffee reminds me this.

Pandemic is taking its toll on Las Vegas strippers

And soft drinks

I might walk slowly but boy am I a fast swimmer!

Radeon is better though

This is a proper 4th wall break

Wooooaahh statue

Final boss

Benis Barbarian

Joker spittin straight fax

Wholesome

Yup, that sounds about right

Hello humans, give me tuna

free financial advice

No, it does not

My local strip club stepping up for this year’s graduating class.

Wife bought me a brand new sketch pad today and I feel like a dog on a ride in the front seat of a truck!!

Haha cringe commies don't wanna die lol.

This kid tried to have some fun during class

His owners call him Chewbarka

I have been personally attacked

My local farm has discovered a new species

Duh

Googled cat astronaut. Was not dissapointed.

I've never met a more tolerant cat.

Ohh umm, that's just my neighbor's cat....

To the placeeee

The Wallingford sign man strikes again!

Horse goes ney

I hope this isn't a repost it's kind of amazing

This would be my Christmas card, folded horizontally

Defacing my housemate’s stash

Co-worker's Last Day

Clearly the best choice for the part....

On my way to the HL meetup

I don’t know, Bear Grylls? I don’t watch reality TV.

Thanks amazon guy for hiding my package!

Hang in there California!

The therapist is also killing himself

And also Hugewoah

At my friends wedding, they left envelopes and notecards to write something to them in the future. I had to take my chance and Rick Roll them 17 years in the future.

Shampoo Commercial

We called that shit since way back

Wow, these new Smokey the Bear posters aren’t messing around.

Bookstore’s Closed Sign in Seattle

Untold Tales of Aunt May

Wife modified a 5yo birthday card for my brother's 35th

Nobody expects the alien

They told me there was going to be a town here, but it was all

Well, you said to...

There's no need to be rude..

Earth goes to the doctor...

Watch out for the banana peel!

You used to call me on my spell phone.

My favorite bar!

A German friend asked me to describe the US-Canada relationship as simply as possible. So I made this. How did I do?

Coworker's last day yesterday

I hate sending out Christmas cards, so my cat is going to do it this year.

Onlyfans

Thought he was stuck but realized he was just sleeping.

Sounds like a great concert

Matt Groening knew!!!!

Weather Furcaster

Perfect Christmas decoration

Sir, we’ve found the Rebel Bass

Anakin

innit

MMA as a loving space..

Toblerone Train

The Day After a Wedding in 2020

very sad time :(

Gonna piss in your slipper and rape it

Wormholes have now been confirmed

wow dwayne

Stoopid!!! But wholesome and made me chuckle!

Along with being a doctor, this man is also a astronaut, a plumber, a teacher and an engineer.

Wasn’t expecting to laugh this hard at Walgreens

My fishing prodigy

A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge's tree.

Daveman