You used to call me on my spell phone.

My favorite bar!

A German friend asked me to describe the US-Canada relationship as simply as possible. So I made this. How did I do?

Coworker's last day yesterday

I hate sending out Christmas cards, so my cat is going to do it this year.

Onlyfans

Thought he was stuck but realized he was just sleeping.

Sounds like a great concert

Matt Groening knew!!!!

Weather Furcaster

Perfect Christmas decoration

Sir, we’ve found the Rebel Bass

Anakin

innit

MMA as a loving space..

Toblerone Train

The Day After a Wedding in 2020

very sad time :(

Gonna piss in your slipper and rape it

Wormholes have now been confirmed

wow dwayne

Stoopid!!! But wholesome and made me chuckle!

Along with being a doctor, this man is also a astronaut, a plumber, a teacher and an engineer.

Wasn’t expecting to laugh this hard at Walgreens

My fishing prodigy

A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge's tree.

Daveman

It's not doing well.

Totally emotionless except for her heart

Seeing these baby carriers while hiking lately always brings to mind...

I was looking for DIY portable fire pits...

Hail Squidward!

Spread it on!!!

We don't shake hands here

8 years on this site, don't even post. Just lurk and upvote

That's the problem with fake boobs

The more you look at it, the worse it gets

Please explain

The Mayan who wrote down 2012 instead of 2021

SIL got married, this is the second she realized she got BBQ sauce on her dress. Hubby still golden.

California in 2020.

.... and the old lady does not looks nutritious at all ...

Oops!!

Cardi B's WAP helping with the California wildfires

My mom sent me this and it's adorable.

Mr peanut butter?

eternally btfo

Worse than his bite.

The Husband

Being a visitor

Happy national HL holiday!

Kyle is an artist

Thanks, I'll pass

That's some good stuff

Croissant: A Slovenian Love Story in Four Panels. Also: #slobirb

Stupidity revealed

I was going through my grandpa’s things after he passed and found this... I thought I would share the laughs!

Another miserable post

#slobirb. Get ready for Lugano

Both are also good to rub on your dick

Blursed jesus

Not now son

#slobirb We should call PETA

Not mine but funny anyway.

The perfect movie

Music sheet has been quite offensive lately.

Finalist of the 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photograph Awards. Name of photographer unknown.

r/inflation

Easily confused. Hope this helps.

Kindergarten Zoom school by my husband.

trophy earned

My wife’s ultrasound reminded me of something...

my spanish textbook has someone calling someone and asking for their number

A friend told me to post this here, but my new birth control comes in a plain white container and I had to decorate it.

And they lived happily ever after

At least we have Thanksgiving to look forward to...

I'll take care of you now kitten

Hell yeah! All hail the Death Baby!

surprise!

Just throwng it out there

Who knows

Fiance is going in for a vasectomy today. This is his official paperwork.

hmm

take that, science.

bully repellent

It's this time of year

A friend of mine has been working on a game called "2020: THE BOARD GAME". These are his monopoly-style metal pieces.

Sidney Ginger

Teaching the AI's

I photoshop animals into various things. Here's a llama and a banana.

Earth's surface is 71% water

This was the gift from my son on last Father’s Day

Ace High, Jokers Wild

My girlfriend wanted to get a boob job. I told her I had a cheaper solution

Well... I guess we aren't the only ones fed up with 2020.

He really wants his bbq.

In your pocket

Solving physics

Leaving a bad review in the 1920s

Nutrients.