my spanish textbook has someone calling someone and asking for their number

A friend told me to post this here, but my new birth control comes in a plain white container and I had to decorate it.

And they lived happily ever after

At least we have Thanksgiving to look forward to...

I'll take care of you now kitten

Hell yeah! All hail the Death Baby!

surprise!

Just throwng it out there

Who knows

Fiance is going in for a vasectomy today. This is his official paperwork.

hmm

take that, science.

bully repellent

It's this time of year

A friend of mine has been working on a game called "2020: THE BOARD GAME". These are his monopoly-style metal pieces.

Sidney Ginger

Teaching the AI's

I photoshop animals into various things. Here's a llama and a banana.

Earth's surface is 71% water

This was the gift from my son on last Father’s Day

Ace High, Jokers Wild

My girlfriend wanted to get a boob job. I told her I had a cheaper solution

Well... I guess we aren't the only ones fed up with 2020.

He really wants his bbq.

In your pocket

Solving physics

Leaving a bad review in the 1920s

Nutrients.

title

Eternal Recess

Brought to you by the good people at OCP

God I love gender reveals

Saucerer... Get it :P

California right now.

Very intellec

"Phone"

Orange sky over San Francisco today

It’s ok, he still had a good time.

An act of kindness

Quick, Americans are asleep, post images of real football!

the return of the King

It's a ham!

How else are you going to find out?

........

Pick fool

The peak of technology

Confused

Scientists have just discovered a new type of human

anime cons be like

Asian grading system.

Get a jobb kid!

But but why...

Don’t do it mega man!

Cat.exe

This tiny baby turtle has a rain drop as a bellybutton.

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97% of the users here

Sometimes you have to take a pause and enjoy a photogenic goat

Sauce:pettycommajared on Instagram

Junk Male

We all know the sadness

This bumper sticker I saw.

Wu-Tang is for the Children

Bringing pizza to the gender reveal

Gotta share the good news.

"Cat" tree

Highest tech CCTV from Eastern Europe

ZZ Stop

Xbox life be hard for the whole family

At least you know

Share with somebody who wants to throw up!

Injured? Call now... Please

Hehe title

when your mom checks on you and you need to cover up the fact you're out getting absolutely smashed

The monsters always grab your ankles; everybody knows it

As a soon to be first time parent, this parenting book has been so educational.

Based Tourettes

Come on OP, it's 2am, only another 3 hours to go

Dropped in on my kids’ Zoom classes - payback for all the interruptions to my work calls

It's a Girl

Techno is lit

We’re having Twins!

Wonka’s factory was the original IKEA

Water is the solution

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Slipping up

This just made my day.

looks like pigeon had a intense phone call

Well it made me laugh....

Can I have your name please

Cowbear.

Cyclists

you deserve to be treated as good as this guy treats his Jordans

These Russian ‘OMOH’ special police uniforms in a mirror

Finally... I can keep my front and back door keys straight.

99% ∞ Years Left

Finally! Good news in 2020

Idiocracy

Guzzle it down like an animal

its actually 300 years old so dont worry girls!