The more you know
Cat in a doll house
At least their policies are consistent
Gotta teach em young.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
I heard what I thought was a wheezy child screaming behind me at the airport
Both get cheese
Not today my friends
If Dyson designed airplanes
You missed out on the main quest fam
2020 made me a Negatron.
She expresses it well
I'd buy it
Why have all the magical toys gone soft these days?
step bröther I require your sucction
Modern Arranged Marriages
Sad power socket
My future. I had to edit the pic a bit to make it more realistic.
Our daughter pulled a knife on the hired princess at her 3rd birthday party.
How to avoid covid at crosswalks
Its our time to shine!
Who would’ve thunk?
In multiple states
Every morning coffee reminds me this.
Pandemic is taking its toll on Las Vegas strippers
And soft drinks
I might walk slowly but boy am I a fast swimmer!
Radeon is better though
This is a proper 4th wall break
Joker spittin straight fax
Yup, that sounds about right
Hello humans, give me tuna
free financial advice
No, it does not
My local strip club stepping up for this year’s graduating class.
Wife bought me a brand new sketch pad today and I feel like a dog on a ride in the front seat of a truck!!
Haha cringe commies don't wanna die lol.
This kid tried to have some fun during class
His owners call him Chewbarka
I have been personally attacked
My local farm has discovered a new species
Googled cat astronaut. Was not dissapointed.
I've never met a more tolerant cat.
Ohh umm, that's just my neighbor's cat....
To the placeeee
The Wallingford sign man strikes again!
Horse goes ney
I hope this isn't a repost it's kind of amazing
This would be my Christmas card, folded horizontally
Defacing my housemate’s stash
Co-worker's Last Day
Clearly the best choice for the part....
On my way to the HL meetup
I don’t know, Bear Grylls? I don’t watch reality TV.
Thanks amazon guy for hiding my package!
Hang in there California!
The therapist is also killing himself
And also Hugewoah
At my friends wedding, they left envelopes and notecards to write something to them in the future. I had to take my chance and Rick Roll them 17 years in the future.
We called that shit since way back
Wow, these new Smokey the Bear posters aren’t messing around.
Bookstore’s Closed Sign in Seattle
Untold Tales of Aunt May
Wife modified a 5yo birthday card for my brother's 35th
Nobody expects the alien
They told me there was going to be a town here, but it was all
Well, you said to...
There's no need to be rude..
Earth goes to the doctor...
Watch out for the banana peel!
You used to call me on my spell phone.
My favorite bar!
A German friend asked me to describe the US-Canada relationship as simply as possible. So I made this. How did I do?
Coworker's last day yesterday
I hate sending out Christmas cards, so my cat is going to do it this year.
Thought he was stuck but realized he was just sleeping.
Sounds like a great concert
Matt Groening knew!!!!
Perfect Christmas decoration
Sir, we’ve found the Rebel Bass
MMA as a loving space..
The Day After a Wedding in 2020
very sad time :(
Gonna piss in your slipper and rape it
Wormholes have now been confirmed